Covid Clown World
"Clown world" means that something (like politics or government) is a circus. "Covid clown world" means that Covid-19 has made life into a "clown world" circus.…
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“What do you call a cucumber that can’t make up it’s mind?”/“Fickle.”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Pickled cucumber A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada, and a gherkin in Britain, Ireland, Australia, South Africa, and…
“What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?”/“A flag.”
A flag riddle is: Q: What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?A: A flag. "Q: What flies but never goes anywhere? A: A flag!" was printed in the Shreveport (LA) Journal on July 1,…
“Sundays have no place for pants or responsibilities”
"Sundays are/have no place for pants or responsibilities" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sundays are no place for pants or responsibilities" was posted on…
“When computers ask ‘Are you a robot?’ they might just be trying to find their family”
Computers often query users, "Are you a robot?" "When computers ask 'are you a robot' they might just be trying to find their family..." was posted on Reddit --…
“Yogurt is just breakfast pudding”
Yogurt has been compared to pudding. "Yogurt is just breakfast pudding. Deep down, we all know it to be true" was posted on Twitter by kaŝnomo on August 21, 2012. "Yogurt is just…
“Big Apple” lyric in the Joni Mitchell song “Song for Sharon” (1976)
Hejira (1976) is the eighth studio album by Canadian singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell. "Song for Sharon" is the first cut on the second side. "I went to Staten Island, Sharon"…
“I hate peer pressure and you should, too”
"I hate peer pressure and you should, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I hate peer pressure...and you should too!" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
“Sundays are no place for pants or responsibilities”
"Sundays are/have no place for pants or responsibilities" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sundays are no place for pants or responsibilities" was posted on…
“I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She told me to start talking about my fantasy football team”
Amazon Alexa is a virtual assistant AI technology developed by Amazon. A joke involves "turn on" (to excite) and "turn off" (the opposite). "I asked my wife how to turn…
“When the computer asks ‘Are you a robot?’ maybe he’s just looking for his family”
Computers often query users, "Are you a robot?" "When computers ask 'are you a robot' they might just be trying to find their family..." was posted on Reddit --…
“I hate peer pressure and so should you”
"I hate peer pressure and you should, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I hate peer pressure...and you should too!" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
“I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said, ‘How about walking through the room naked?’”
Amazon Alexa is a virtual assistant AI technology developed by Amazon. A joke involves "turn on" (to excite) and "turn off" (the opposite). "I asked my wife how to turn…
“Forgot how expensive outside was” (after quarantine)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in lockdowns/quarantines. When people went outside again, some were shocked at how expensive it was. "i havent been out in soooo long i forgot how…
Hypotwit (hypocrite + twit/Twitter)
"hypotwit a cross between a hypocrit and a twit, also how small kids miss pronounce the word!" was posted in the Urban Dictionary on March 30, 2005. This was before Twitter.…
Tacoterian or Tacotarian (someone who eats tacos)
A "tacotarian" or "tacoterian" is a person who eats tacos. The food term is similar to many others, such as "vegetarian" and "pescatarian." "Tacoterian…
“Forgot how expensive outside is” (after quarantine)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in lockdowns/quarantines. When people went outside again, some were shocked at how expensive it was. "i havent been out in soooo long i forgot how…
Tacotarian or Tacoterian (someone who eats tacos)
A "tacotarian" or "tacoterian" is a person who eats tacos. The food term is similar to many others, such as "vegetarian" and "pescatarian." "Tacoterian…
Big Apple Donuts & Coffee (Malaysia chain)
Big Apple Donuts & Coffee is a retail chain that began in Damansara, Selangor, Malaysia, in 2007, Stores are now located in both Malaysia and Cambodia. The company logo shows some buildings,…
“Outside is expensive. Lock us back up!” (after quarantine)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in lockdowns/quarantines. When people went outside again, some were shocked at how expensive it was. "i havent been out in soooo long i forgot how…