“I endorse podiums. That’s a product I can stand behind!”
Several jokes state that a podium is a product that a salesman can stand behind. However, you stand on a podium, and you stand behind a lectern. "It must really suck to be a podium salesman.…
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“When I suck in my belly where does the fat go? And why can’t science make it stay there?”
"Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "U know when u suck in…
“Water is just coffee that hasn’t reached its full potential”
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
“Tater tots are hashbrown nuggets”
Tater tots have been compared to hash browns (also spelled "hashbrowns"). ' "hashbrown nuggets are also known as 'tater tots'" was posted on Twitter by Craig B.…
“Make vaccine manufacturers liable again” (MVMLA)
"Make vaccine manufacturers liable again" -- a statement in the style of "Make American Great Again" (MAGA) -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The National…
“If they’re not serving beer at my funeral, I’m not going”
"If they don't have alcohol/beer/liquor at my funeral, I'm not going" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m…
“What do you call 2 witches sharing an apartment?”/“Broomates.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call two witches who live together?A: Broom mates! "Broommate" and "broomate" (broom + roommate) have both been used as the…
“Tater tots are hash brown nuggets”
Tater tots have been compared to hash browns (also spelled "hashbrowns"). ' "hashbrown nuggets are also known as 'tater tots'" was posted on Twitter by Craig B.…
“Water is just beer that hasn’t reached its full potential”
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
“What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?”/“Broommates.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call two witches who live together?A: Broom mates! "Broommate" and "broomate" (broom + roommate) have both been used as the…
“What do you call two witches living together?”/“Broommates.”
A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call two witches who live together?A: Broom mates! "Broommate" and "broomate" (broom + roommate) have both been used as the…
“If they don’t have liquor at my funeral, I’m not going”
"If they don't have alcohol/beer/liquor at my funeral, I'm not going" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If there isn’t beer at my funeral I’m…
“If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?”/“U r a bus.”
Subaru is a Japanese automaker. Many people have noticed that "Subaru" spelled backwards is "u r a bus" (you are a bus). "Billy Sage says that for economy you can't…
“I’m not challenging your authority. I’m denying it completely”
"I'm not challenging your authority. I'm denying it completely" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain, but it appears to have been…
“Waiter, there’s a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup”
A good restaurant meal --starting with soup -- can't solve all problems. A joke was posted on Twitter by "the garbage shit boy" on March 11, 2014: "Waiter, there's a…
“Subaru spelled backwards is ‘u r a bus’”
Subaru is a Japanese automaker. Many people have noticed that "Subaru" spelled backwards is "u r a bus" (you are a bus). "Billy Sage says that for economy you can't…
“Toast is just soft bread that has been hurt before”
What is toast? This was posted on Twitter by Paula Pell on February 20, 2015: "Toast is just soft bread that has been hurt before." “Toast is just twice-baked bread” is a similar…
“Are we really going to let a bunch of greedy selfish fools do-in this whole planet?”
"Are we really going to let a bunch of greedy selfish fools do-in this whole planet?" (shown on a protest sign) has been printed on many images. The saying was used in June 2011 during…
“Some of my friends are running marathons, half marathons, meanwhile I’m watching a show…”
"Some of my friends exercise every day. meanwhile I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile I’m watching a show…”
"Some of my friends exercise every day. meanwhile I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…