“Finalist is another word for loser”
In a championship game, there is a champion (the winner) and a finalist (the loser). “Second place is the first loser” is a sports adage. "finalist... Meaning the first loser?" was…
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“Finalist is a way nicer word than loser”
In a championship game, there is a champion (the winner) and a finalist (the loser). “Second place is the first loser” is a sports adage. "finalist... Meaning the first loser?" was…
“Finalist is the first loser”
In a championship game, there is a champion (the winner) and a finalist (the loser). “Second place is the first loser” is a sports adage. "finalist... Meaning the first loser?" was…
“We trust banks with our money, but they don’t trust us with their pens”
Banks often have their pens chained to tables. Many people have pointed out that we trust banks with our money, but banks don't trust us with their pens. "seriously.. .have you ever…
“Cheetos are just stretched out cheese balls”
Cheetos (a crunchy corn puff snack brand) has been compared to cheese balls and cheese puffs. "Cheetos are cheese balls elongated" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs on August 27,…
International Circus of Clowns (International Criminal Court or ICC nickname)
The International Criminal Court (ICC) is an international tribunal based in The Hague, Netherlands. Some ICC critics have called it the "International Circus Court," "International…
“Lights. Camera. Fiction!”
"Lights! Camera! Action!" is, supposedly, what a movie director might say. "Lights! Camera! Fiction!" has been used in several titles. "Lights. Camera. Fiction!" was…
“Please wait here until you realize your government is brainwashing you” (floor sticker)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in social distancing, and many businesses placed small circles on the floor at cash registers where people could stand in line at the proper distance.…
“Some of y’all are gonna keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were’”
"Some of y’all are going to keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were'" (or "Some of y’all are gonna keep trusting the Government until your pronouns…
“If you can’t change your mind, then you’re not using it”
"If you can't change your mind, (then) you're not using it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can't change your mind - Then you're not…
“Some of y’all are going to keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were’”
"Some of y’all are going to keep trusting the Government until your pronouns are ‘was/were'" (or "Some of y’all are gonna keep trusting the Government until your pronouns…
“If you can’t change your mind, you’re not using it”
"If you can't change your mind, (then) you're not using it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can't change your mind - Then you're not…
“Please stand here until you realize your government is brainwashing you” (floor sticker)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in social distancing, and many businesses placed small circles on the floor at cash registers where people could stand in line at the proper distance.…
“Cheese puffs are just boneless Cheetos”
Cheetos (a crunchy corn puff snack brand) has been compared to cheese balls and cheese puffs. "Cheetos are cheese balls elongated" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs on August 27,…
“Think while it’s still legal”
"Think while it's still legal" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "THINK! WHILE IT'S STILL LEGAL!!" was posted on the newsgroup…
Soup of the Night (soupe de la nuit; soupe du soir; soup du soir)
There is a "soup of the day" (soup du jour) served in many restaurants, but not "soup of the night" (soupe de la nuit; soupe du soir; soup du soir). "Soup of the…
“Indian food has entered the chaat”
"Chaat" or "chāt" (savoury snacks popular in India) shouldn't be confused with an internet "chat," but there are jokes. "West Indian food has entered the…
“Waiter, my soup is cold.”/ “It’s Gazpacho.”/ “Well, Gazpacho, my soup is cold.”
Gazpacho is a cold vegetable soup. It's not the name of a waiter, but there's a restaurant joke: Diner: Waiter, my soup is cold.Waiter: It's Gazpacho.Diner: Well, Gazpacho, my soup…
Criminal Disinformation Center (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
“Indian yogurt sauce has entered the chat”
"Chaat" or "chāt" (savoury snacks popular in India) shouldn't be confused with an internet "chat," but there are jokes. "West Indian food has entered the…