“A good sandwich at the right time makes life worth living”
The right sandwich eaten at the right time can be magical. "Never underestimate the power of the right sandwich at the right time. ✨" was posted on Facebook by New York Deli &…
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“Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with”
Many people do not like bumper stickers. When they see a bumper sticker on a car -- especially a political bumper sticker -- they think less of the driver. "Bumper stickers are somewhat…
“There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email on a TV with the remote”
Many people find it difficult to type using a TV remote, such as entering an email address. "Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation" was posted on…
“Crockpots are just electric cauldrons”
"Crockpots are just electric cauldrons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying suggests that a crockpot can cook up some magic. "Crockpots are just…
“Real torture is typing your email on a tv”
Many people find it difficult to type using a TV remote, such as entering an email address. "Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation" was posted on…
“Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation”
Many people find it difficult to type using a TV remote, such as entering an email address. "Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation" was posted on…
“A crock-pot is just an electric cauldron”
"Crockpots are just electric cauldrons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying suggests that a crockpot can cook up some magic. "Crockpots are just…
“Slow cookers are just electric cauldrons”
"Crockpots are just electric cauldrons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying suggests that a crockpot can cook up some magic. "Crockpots are just…
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness”
"Today's goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs a coffee to calm nerves…
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness. Or maybe just coffee”
"Today's goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs a coffee to calm nerves…
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“Don’t forget to adjust all the clocks you never look at because you have a phone”
People have to "spring forwarf and fall back" their clocks two times every year. However. most people get the time from their cell phones, and that's automatically adjusted.…
“Don’t forget to reset those clocks you never look at because you have a phone”
People have to "spring forwarf and fall back" their clocks two times every year. However. most people get the time from their cell phones, and that's automatically adjusted.…
“Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“X is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“Facebook is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“Social media is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“Mastodon is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“I knocked a guy over with a bottle of sparkling wine. It required some Brut force”
"Brut" (very dry, said of wine) shouldn't be confused with "brute," but there are jokes. "Brut force" is a pun on "brute force." "I knocked a guy…
“Someone knocked me over with a bottle of sparkling wine. They were using Brut force”
"Brut" (very dry, said of wine) shouldn't be confused with "brute," but there are jokes. "Brut force" is a pun on "brute force." "I knocked a guy…