“What do you call weightlifting vegetables?”/“Muscle sprouts.”
There are "Brussels sprouts" and no "muscle sprouts," but there are jokes. "What kind of vegetables workout in a gym? Muscle sprouts" was posted on X/Twitter by Dr.…
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“To the 98% of people who follow me but don’t talk to me, Who are you? Do you like tacos?”
"To the 98% of people who follow me but don't talk to me, Who are you? Do you like tacos?" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Dear 98% of…
“If you want to be remembered, act like an asshole. No one ever forgets that shit!”
"If you want to be remembered, act like an asshole. No one ever forgets that shit!" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Rottenecards - If you want to be remembered,…
“My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow”
"My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue/barbeque to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow" -- that is, from very bad to very good -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbeque to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow”
"My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue/barbeque to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow" -- that is, from very bad to very good -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“He who follows the herd only sees assholes”
"He who follows the herd only sees assholes" (or "Those who follow the herd only see asses") is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If you’re not the lead dog,…
“Those who follow the herd only see asses”
"He who follows the herd only sees assholes" (or "Those who follow the herd only see asses") is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If you’re not the lead dog,…
“Why I gotta put my seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back off the truck?”
"Why I gotta put my seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back off the truck?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Why i gotta put a seatbelt on but the…
“Misinformation is information they want you to miss”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Michelle Malkin @michellemalkin Ditto @danielledsouzag! "Misinformation" is information they want you to miss. "Disinformation" is truth they…
“Shouldn’t they be called unlocksmiths?”
People usually call locksmiths to unlock things. "should be called an unlocksmith imho" was posted on X/Twitter by Napcore Influencer on November 10, 2010. "Shouldn't they be…
“Wish I paid more attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“I wish I’d paid more attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“Wish I’d paid better attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“I wish I’d paid better attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“Wish I’d paid more attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“Late or not, my car will not move until my bluetooth connects”
"Late or not, my car will not move until my bluetooth connects" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A car doesn't need bluetooth to work, but the driver needs to be…
“Math student kicked out of class for too many infractions”
"Infractions" shouldn't be confused with "in fractions," but there are jokes. "I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. Pun of the Day…
“I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions”
"Infractions" shouldn't be confused with "in fractions," but there are jokes. "I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. Pun of the Day…
“ConEd, y’all must be adding the street lights to my bill”
"I feel like they are adding street lights to my electric bill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the electric bill is expensive. Various energy companies have…
“I don’t make mistakes. I make spicy decisions”
"I don’t make mistakes. I make spicy decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t make mistakes, only spicy decisions" was posted on X/Twitter by…