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“It’s officially ‘surprise in your coat pocket from last winter’ season”
Winter coats can often stay in the closet, not used, for over half a year. When worn again (usually in November), the coat pockets might contain surprises, such as a year-old candy. This was posted…
“No one warned me adulthood came with this level of coffee dependency”
Adulthood and coffee seem to go together. This was posted on Facebook by Sarcastic Mama 2 on October 28, 2025: "No one warned me adulthood came with this level of coffee dependency."…
“What do you call a group of talented musicians performing on a hill? “/“Musically inclined.”
A music riddle was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More on November 5, 2025: Q: What do you call a group of talented musicians performing on a hill? A: Musically inclined. A…
“How am I supposed to get my 5 servings of fruit a day when there’s only 4 colors of Fruit Loops?”
Froot Loops (often misspelled as "Fruit Loops") is a multi-colored cereal. Each color of the cereal does not count as a daily serving of fruit, but there are jokes. "How am I…
“How am I supposed to get my five servings of fruit per day if there are only four colors of Froot Loops?”
Froot Loops (often misspelled as "Fruit Loops") is a multi-colored cereal. Each color of the cereal does not count as a daily serving of fruit, but there are jokes. "How am I…
“What do you get for the bagel that has everything?”
"What do you get for a person who has everything?" is a birthday and Christmas gift dilemma for many people. The "everything bagel" is sometimes added to make this phrase a…
“What do you buy for a bagel who has everything”
"What do you get for a person who has everything?" is a birthday and Christmas gift dilemma for many people. The "everything bagel" is sometimes added to make this phrase a…
“There is no fucking breakfast at any air bnb’s. Shit should be called air b’s”
"Airbnb" has "bnb" (shortened from "bed and breakfast") in its name, but the accommodations do not include breakfast. "I’m curious… Why is there no breakfast…
Entry in progress—BP216
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“Finding the right sandwich at the right time can truly change a man’s life”
The right sandwich eaten at the right time can be magical. "Never underestimate the power of the right sandwich at the right time. ✨" was posted on Facebook by New York Deli &…
“‘The weather’ is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds”
Many people regard talking about the weather as small talk that everyone can have an opinion on (but no one can do anything about). Many other people regard talking about the weather as very…
“People who ask ‘can I call you’ are so sweet. Like obviously you cannot but you’re so sweet for asking”
Many people like a text or an email -- anything but a telephone call, which requires immediate interaction. The innocent question "Can I call you?" is an obvious "no" answer,…
Red Apple (red/communist + Big Apple, 2025)
Zohran Mamdani, a sociliast candidate, successfully ran for New York City mayor in 2025. It was said that the "Big Apple" (New York City's nickname) would become the "Red…
Big Red Apple (red/communist + Big Apple, 2025)
Zohran Mamdani, a sociliast candidate, successfully ran for New York City mayor in 2025. It was said that the "Big Apple" (New York City's nickname) would become the "Red…
Red Apple (red/communist + Big Apple)
Zohran Mamdani, a sociliast candidate, successfully ran for New York City mayor in 2025. It was said that the "Big Apple" (New York City's nickname) would become the "Red…
Big Red Apple (red/communist + Big Apple)
Zohran Mamdani, a sociliast candidate, successfully ran for New York City mayor in 2025. It was said that the "Big Apple" (New York City's nickname) would become the "Red…
“Scientists are predicting that robots will one day replace soldiers. Who’s going dip robots in their boiled egg?”
"Dippy eggs and soldiers" is a typical breakfast in the United Kingdom, meaning soft boiled eggs and strips of toast. The strips of toasted bread are called "soldiers," and yes,…
“Talking about the weather is not small talk anymore”
Many people regard talking about the weather as small talk that everyone can have an opinion on (but no one can do anything about). Many other people regard talking about the weather as very…
“The right sandwich eaten at the right time can show you the light of God”
The right sandwich eaten at the right time can be magical. "Never underestimate the power of the right sandwich at the right time. ✨" was posted on Facebook by New York Deli &…