“The existence of smoothies implies the existence of roughies”
There are "smoothies," but no "roughies." "A smoothie implies the existence of a roughie" was posted on Twitter by ๐ท๐๐ ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ onโฆ
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“Transfat implies the existence of cisfat”
"Transfat" and "cisfat" both exist, although the "cisfat" term is less well known. A joke treats the terms like "transgender" and "cisgender."โฆ
“Suburbs imply the existence of domburbs”
"Dominance and submission" or "dom/sub" does not apply to suburbs, but there are jokes. "me: What's the opposite of a suburb? Domburb" was posted on Twitter byโฆ
“Substitute teachers imply the existence of domstitute teachers”
"Dominance and submission" or "dom/sub" does not apply to substitute teachers, but there are jokes. "the term substitute teacher implies the existence of a domstituteโฆ
“Fast food implies the existence of furious food”
There is "fast food," but no "fast & furious food." "you've heard of fast food now get ready for furious food" was posted on Twitter by marcos on May 29,โฆ
“A smoothie implies the existence of a roughie”
There are "smoothies," but no "roughies." "A smoothie implies the existence of a roughie" was posted on Twitter by ๐ท๐๐ ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ onโฆ
“When you chop up onions, they force you to mourn their death”
Cutting an onion can make a person have tears. "onions force you to mourn their death" was posted on Twitter by Pennylane & Yumi on June 2, 2010. "Onions make you mourn theirโฆ
“Smoothie King implies the existence of Roughie King”
There are "smoothies," but no "roughies." "A smoothie implies the existence of a roughie" was posted on Twitter by ๐ท๐๐ ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ onโฆ
“The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you come across one”
"The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The world isโฆ
“When you see through the illusion, you are the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have beenโฆ
Big Stem (Broadway)
"Big Stem" is a nickname of Broadway, in Manhattan's theater district. It's a combination of "main stem" and "big" (as in "Big Apple," "bigโฆ
“Baby carrots imply the existence of adult carrots”
Baby carrots have nothing to do with babies, but there are jokes. "baby carrots imply the existence of daddy carrots" was posted on Twitter by ratt lady on August 2, 2019. "Theโฆ
“I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated”
"G-rated" (a movie rating meaning "All ages admitted. Nothing that would offend parents for viewing by children") shouldn't be confused with "grated," but thereโฆ
“Suggesting people can’t live without government is like saying animals couldn’t survive without…”
"Suggesting people can't live without government is like saying animals couldn't survive without farms" and "Suggesting that people can't live without government isโฆ
“Shredded cheese is perfectly safe for children. After all, it’s g rated”
"G-rated" (a movie rating meaning "All ages admitted. Nothing that would offend parents for viewing by children") shouldn't be confused with "grated," but thereโฆ
“Suggesting that people can’t live without government is like suggesting animals can’t live…”
"Suggesting people can't live without government is like saying animals couldn't survive without farms" and "Suggesting that people can't live without government isโฆ
“Boy, did I call it or what?—George Orwell”
"Boy, did I call it or what? -- George Orwell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. English author George Orwell (1903-1950) didn't actually say this, butโฆ
“Help your friend on a diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn”
"Help your friends diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn" was posted on Twitter by Kelkulus on May 2, 2013. That is, the loud air horn will possibly prevent theโฆ
“Only when you can see through the illusion, can you be part of the solution”
"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have beenโฆ
“Why is canned Parmesan cheese the most family-friendly?”/“It’s always G rated.”
"G-rated" (a movie rating meaning "All ages admitted. Nothing that would offend parents for viewing by children") shouldn't be confused with "grated," but thereโฆ