“Got home from work today to find my kids have been on eBay all day…” (joke)
“I came home yesterday and the mrs had been on eBay all day… If she doesn’t sell tonight I’ll lower the price…” was posted on Twitter by Shaun on November 13, 2021.
“Got home from work and the kids had been on ebay all day. If they’re still there tomorrow I’ll lower the price” was posted on Twitter by 💙💛 T🅰️YL🅾️R 💛💙 on December 14, 2021. “Got home from work and the kids had been on ebay all day. If they’re still there tomorrow I’ll lower the price” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on December 15, 2021. “Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 27, 2022.
The joke is that “on eBay” would seem to mean “using eBay,” but the speaker means “put for sale on eBay.”
Wikipedia: eBay
eBay Inc. (/ˈiːbeɪ/ EE-bay) is an American multinational e-commerce corporation based in San Jose, California, that facilitates consumer-to-consumer and business-to-consumer sales through its website.
Twitter
Shaun
@LfcShaunjudge
I came home yesterday and the mrs had been on eBay all day…
If she doesn’t sell tonight I’ll lower the price…
4:59 AM · Nov 13, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
💙💛 T🅰️YL🅾️R 💛💙
@LeedSTUnited
Got home from work and the kids had been on ebay all day.
If they’re still there tomorrow I’ll lower the price.
8:14 AM · Dec 14, 2021·Twitter for iPad
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/marcEmarc1966 December 15, 2021
Got home from work and the kids had been on ebay all day
If they’re still there tomorrow I’ll lower the price.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/marcEmarc1966 February 27, 2022
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day.
If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
COMMENTS
sairmo888
Try Etsy. After all, they’re handmade.
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day.
If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
11:23 AM · Feb 27, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] February 28, 2022
Got home from work today to find that my kids have been on eBay all day
If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
LaffGaff
eBay Kids
March 1, 2022 by laffgaff
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on eBay all day.
If they’re still there tomorrow I’ll lower the price.