“I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
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“Alpha, Delta and Omicron walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version with COVID-19 (coronavirus) variants is: "Alpha, Delta, and Omicron walk…
“I am exempt from government bullshit”
"I am exempt from government bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, when many people were forced…
“What vaccine did Doctor Strange take?”/“Astral-Zeneca.”
AstraZeneca plc (British-Swedish multinational pharmaceutical and biotechnology company) made vaccines during the COIVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. The company's name is sometimes joked as…
“I am exempt from continual government bullshit”
"I am exempt from government bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, when many people were forced…
“I’m so good Santa came twice”
"I'm so good Santa came twice" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is perhaps NSFW. “@NilamL: last year i was so good, santa came…
“What vaccine do hippies get?”/“Astral Zeneca.”
AstraZeneca plc (British-Swedish multinational pharmaceutical and biotechnology company) made vaccines during the COIVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. The company's name is sometimes joked as…
“What vaccine do occultists use?”/“AstralZeneca.”
AstraZeneca plc (British-Swedish multinational pharmaceutical and biotechnology company) made vaccines during the COIVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. The company's name is sometimes joked as…
“Texas women are like the weather—so hot”
Texas weather can change a lot -- and this has sometimes has been compared to women. The song "Boogie Mama" (from the 1998 album Lone Wolf) by Jerry Jeff Walker begins, "Just like…
“Texas women are like the weather in Texas—unpredictable and bipolar”
Texas weather can change a lot -- and this has sometimes has been compared to women. The song "Boogie Mama" (from the 1998 album Lone Wolf) by Jerry Jeff Walker begins, "Just like…
“Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude…”
"Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude the greatest risk comes from assholes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Women today are like the weather in Texas. You will never understand them”
Texas weather can change a lot -- and this has sometimes has been compared to women. The song "Boogie Mama" (from the 1998 album Lone Wolf) by Jerry Jeff Walker begins, "Just like…
“Pharma funds the media. The media funds your fears. Your fears fund your disease…”
"Pharma funds the media. The media funds your fears. Your fears fund your disease. Your disease funds pharma" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Pharma funds the…
Amateursecco (amateur + Prosecco)
Prosecco is an Italian white wine, named after the village of Prosecco which is in the province of Trieste, Italy. There is no "Amateursecco" or "Antisecco," but there are…
“‘Egg nog’ implies the existence of other, more secret types of nog”
"Eggnog" is a word of disputed etymology. "Egg" is clear, but "nog" might have meant "a kind of strong beer brewed in East Anglia" or "a small, carved…
“What do we want?”/ “A box of chocolates.”/ “When do we want it?”/ “After eight.”
"What do we want?"/ "[X]"/ "When do we want it"/ "Now!" is a popular protest chant. "After Eight" is a brand of mint chocolate thins. "What do…
“What do we want?”/ “A cure for chocolate addiction.”/ “When do we want it?”/ “After eight.”
"What do we want?"/ "[X]"/ "When do we want it"/ "Now!" is a popular protest chant. "After Eight" is a brand of mint chocolate thins. "What do…
“Appetizers imply the existence of deappetizers”
Appetizers are served before a meal. An appetizer stimulates the appetite, but many people believe it should be called "deappetizer" because people get filled up on them. "Appetizers…
“Wrapping presents is folding laundry’s asshole cousin”
"Wrapping presents is folding laundry’s asshole cousin" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people hate wrapping presents, just as they hate folding laundry.…
Antisecco (anti + Prosecco)
Prosecco is an Italian white wine, named after the village of Prosecco which is in the province of Trieste, Italy. There is no "Amateursecco" or "Antisecco," but there are…