“Fish sticks imply the existence of fish trees”
Do sticks always imply the existence of trees? "The existence of bread sticks implies the existence of bread trees" was posted on Twitter by GlitchCat7 on August 24, 2018. "the…
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“If I sit in rice, will it fix me?”
"If I sit in rice, will it fix me?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to a water-soaked electronic device such as an iPhone, which is then put in rice to…
“Why is it called a cheese grater when it removes cheese? Shouldn’t it be a cheese lesser?”
"Cheese grater" does not mean "cheese greater." There is no "cheese lesser," but there are jokes. "the name 'cheese lesser' never would've caught…
“I really shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there”
"I really shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I probably…
“A cheese grater makes cheese lesser”
"Cheese grater" does not mean "cheese greater." There is no "cheese lesser," but there are jokes. "the name 'cheese lesser' never would've caught…
“How to do math: 1. Write down the problem 2. Cry”
"How to do math: 1. Write down the problem 2. Cry" is a saying that has been shown on many images. Twitter💭@convomfsAutomated💭 how to do math:1. write the problem2. cry.12:37 AM ·…
“Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“I probably shouldn’t have driven home from the pub last night. Especially as I walked there”
"I really shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I probably…
“The cashier at the local grocery store asked me if I wanted to donate $2 to end world hunger…”
"I was at the grocery store. When I got to the cashier she was like, 'Do you want to donate two dollars to end world hunger?' I was like, hell yeah! I had no idea we were so…
“What do German pilots eat for breakfast?”/“Luftwaffles.”
There is no "waffle" in "Luftwaffe," but there's a riddle: Q: What do German pilots eat for breakfast?A: Luftwaffles. "What do German Air Force officers eat for…
“Waffle House implies the existence of a Waffle Senate”
Waffle House is an American restaurant chain. There is no Waffle Senate, but there are jokes. "Can we have a Waffle Senate to compete with our Waffle House" was posted on Twitter by…
“Salads are just veggie nachos”
Some people think that veggie nachos are essentially the same as salad. "Salads are like veggie nachos #Epiphany" was posted on Twitter by Maude on June 3, 2013. "salads are just…
“When you got to the Big Apple, they treated you like a worm” (Me, Myself & Irene film, 2000)
"Big Apple," a nickname of New York City, was used in the American black comedy film Me, Myself & Irene (2000): IRENE P. WATERS (Renée Zellweger): But after high school, I moved to…
“A cheese grater implies the existence of a cheese lesser”
"Cheese grater" does not mean "cheese greater." There is no "cheese lesser," but there are jokes. "the name 'cheese lesser' never would've caught…
“Big Apple is fantastic, but cuts you down to size” lyric in Nickelback’s “Kiss It Goodbye” (2011)
Nickelback is a Canadian rock band that was formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta. The song "Kiss It Goodbye" on Nickelback's seventh studio album, Here and Now (2011), contains these…
“Happy people live longer. Bacon makes you happy. Therefore, bacon makes you live longer”
"Happy people live longer. Bacon makes you happy. Therefore, bacon makes you live longer" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "happy people live longer...bacon…
“The path to inner peace begins with three words: not my problem”
"The path of/to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem" (or "The path to inner peace begins with three words" not my problem") is a saying that has been…
“The path to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem”
"The path of/to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem" (or "The path to inner peace begins with three words" not my problem") is a saying that has been…
“The path to inner peace begins with 3 words: not my problem”
"The path of/to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem" (or "The path to inner peace begins with three words" not my problem") is a saying that has been…
“Coffee—the vodka of morning”
"Coffee -- the vodka of morning" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Espresso is the vodka of the morning...cheers yall" was posted on Twitter by pat on…