“Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
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“Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“It turns out the answer to my problems wasn’t at the bottom of this pint of ice cream…”
"It turns out the answer to my problems wasn't at the bottom of this pint of ice cream, but the important thing is that I tried" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Real Targét has to be from the Targét region of France, otherwise, it’s just sparkling Walmart”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. Target stores are often joked as…
“At this point, either your blood is boiling or it is clotting”
"At this point, your blood is either boiling or clotting" (or "At this point, either your blood is boiling or it is clotting") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I just found out my Indian name is…chugalottajava”
"I've just found out that my Indian name is Chugalottajava" (or "I just found out my Indian name is...chugalottajava") is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on…
“The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/NUCLEAR_WALRUS September 12, 2013The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/jazzguitarma April 12, 2022Did you…
“Putting ketchup on your eggs should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“At this point, your blood is either boiling or clotting”
"At this point, your blood is either boiling or clotting" (or "At this point, either your blood is boiling or it is clotting") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“And crown thy good with Robin Hood” (“America the Beautiful” mondegreen)
"And crown thy good with Robin Hood" is a mondegreen of "And crown thy good with brotherhood," a line in the patriotic hymn "America the Beautiful." The misheard lyric…
“And crown thy good Red Riding Hood” (“America the Beautiful” mondegreen)
"And crown thy good Red Riding Hood" is a mondegreen of "And crown thy good with brotherhood," a line in the patriotic hymn "America the Beautiful." The misheard lyric…
“I’ve just found out that my Indian name is Chugalottajava”
"I've just found out that my Indian name is Chugalottajava" (or "I just found out my Indian name is...chugalottajava") is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on…
“April showers bring May mud”
"April showers bring May flowers" is a proverb from at least the 1500s. "April showers bring (May) mud (puddles)" is a variation that has been printed on several images.…
“Putting ketchup on your mac n cheese should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
Waccabuc: New York’s Secret Suburb (nickname)
Waccabuc is a hamlet and lake in the town of Lewisboro, Westchester County, New York, just north of New York City and with a population of about 500. Waccabuc has been called "New York's…
“If you’re paying $3 for a bottle of smart water, it isn’t working”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Glaceau SmartwaterGlaceau Smartwater (stylized smartwater) is a brand of bottled water owned by Energy Brands. Introduced in 1996 in the United States, by 2016 it…
“Sunday night is just pure panic about Monday morning”
Sunday (especially Sunday night) is when many people panic about Monday, when many return to work or school. "Every Sunday I panic about Monday" was posted on Twitter by Larry Miller on…
Brooklyn’s Secret Suburb (Ditmas Park, Brooklyn)
Ditmas Park, in Brooklyn, has a historic district and a suburban feel. Some have called it "Brooklyn's Secret Suburb" or "South Brooklyn's Secret Suburb." "South…
South Brooklyn’s Secret Suburb (Ditmas Park, Brooklyn)
Ditmas Park, in Brooklyn, has a historic district and a suburban feel. Some have called it "Brooklyn's Secret Suburb" or "South Brooklyn's Secret Suburb." "South…
“Oh beautiful for spaceship skies” (“America the Beautiful” mondegreen)
"Oh beautiful for spaceship skies" is a mondegreen of "Oh beautiful for spacious skies," the opening line in the patriotic hymn "America the Beautiful." The misheard…