Crescent roll packaging can open with a pop. This was posted on X/Twitter by VoiceOfReason on April 9, 2002:
“You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.”
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VoiceOfReason
@VoiceOfReason25
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
3:34 PM · Apr 9, 2012
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Greg Scealf
@GregScealf
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
10:24 AM · Apr 28, 2012
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
10:17 AM · Oct 6, 2012
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Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
9:00 PM · Jun 12, 2014
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Bad Gyal
@triniliciousd
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly.
6:38 PM · Feb 5, 2023
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Yvonne Chipman Mullis
October 19, 2023 at 1:02 PM ·
You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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