Some people who do not have toilet paper use corn cobs instead. “Whoever said the onion is the only vegatable that makes ya cry has never wiped with a corn cob. (I’ll lock up when I’m done)” was posted on Twitter by Larry The Cable Guy on March 30, 2020. “WHOEVER SAID THE ONION IS THE ONLY VEGETABLE THAT MAKES YA CRY HAS NEVER WIPED WITH A CORN COB” was posted on Facebook by Larry The Cable Guy on March 14, 2023.
“My friend said onions are the only food that make you cry—so I threw a coconut at his face” is a related saying about onions.
Wikipedia: Larry the Cable Guy
Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), known professionally by his persona Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, and former radio personality.
Twitter
Larry The Cable Guy
@GitRDoneLarry
Whoever said the onion is the only vegatable that makes ya cry has never wiped with a corn cob. (I’ll lock up when I’m done)
2:26 AM · Mar 30, 2020
Twitter
Mike Cook
@strategicdoer
“Whoever said the onion is the only vegetable to make you cry has never wiped with a corn cob!” - Dan Whitney
7:56 AM · Jun 28, 2021
Twitter
Mike Cook
@strategicdoer
“Whoever said the onion is the only vegetable to make you cry has never wiped with a corn cob!” - Dan Whitney
6:30 AM · Jun 28, 2022
Facebook
Larry The Cable Guy
March 14, 2023 at 7:02 PM
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WHOEVER SAID
THE ONION IS
THE ONLY
VEGETABLE
THAT MAKES YA
CRY HAS NEVER
WIPED WITH A
CORN COB.
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WHOEVER SAID
THE ONION IS
THE ONLY
VEGETABLE
THAT MAKES YA
CRY HAS NEVER
WIPED WITH A
CORN COB.
10:16 PM · Mar 15, 2023
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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