Artichokes have nothing to do with choking, but there are jokes.
“When vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked” was posted on X/Twitter by ZΔCKΔRI XΔVIER on July 5, 2018. “When vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked” was posted on X/Twitter by ∴ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔡𝔬∴ on July 5, 2018.
“when vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked. i will not be reading any replies to this tweet” was posted on X/Twitter by viking on July 5, 2018 (this account is now restricted, and this was posted on BuzzFeed on July 2019). This was the most popular tweet of this saying. It appears to be two hours later than the tweets above, but the time zone could be different.
X/Twitter
ZΔCKΔRI XΔVIER
@zackari_xavier
When vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked
9:06 PM · Jul 5, 2018
X/Twitter
∴ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔡𝔬∴
@iesus_ca
When vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked.
9:35 PM · Jul 5, 2018
BuzzFeed
Buzz·Posted on Jul 14, 2019
22 Pee-Your-Pants Funny Tweets About Sex
“Pee after sex or you will get an HGTV.”
by Ryan Schocket
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17.
viking
@notviking
when vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked. i will not be reading any replies to this tweet.
11:26 PM - 05 Jul 2018
X/Twitter
lord of the wolves.
@beerbellyboodha
RT @NOTVIKING: when vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked. i will not be reading any replies to this tweet.
9:46 AM · Jul 6, 2018
X/Twitter
Dolph McLaran
@Trap_Jesus
😂😂😂😂😂😂 RT @NOTVIKING: when vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked. i will not be reading any replies to this tweet.
11:21 AM · Jul 6, 2018
iFunny
KjTonk
23 aug 2020
when vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked. will not be reading any replies to this tweet.
X/Twitter
LORD TOXICITY
@dac_luos
When vegans have sex they ask to be artichoked. I will not be reading any replies to this tweet.
2:59 PM · Mar 3, 2024
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Facebook
Sweet Motivation
April 3, 2024 at 10:00 PM ·
When vegans have sex they ask to
be artichoked. I will not be reading
any replies to this tweet.
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