A joke about cooking three meals a day was posted on X/Twitter by Justin Shanes on April 1, 2020:
“What I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably the four minutes of free time you have left before it’s time to go to sleep.”
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Justin Shanes
@justinshanes
What I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably the four minutes of free time you have left before it’s time to go to sleep.
10:06 PM · Apr 1, 2020
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Amanda Schneider
@peoniesnpuppies
what I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably the four minutes of free time you have left before it’s time to go to sleep
11:03 AM · Apr 6, 2020
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Mandy
@mandysirizarry
What I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably the four minutes of free time you have left before it’s time to go to sleep. #momlife
12:19 PM · Nov 21, 2020
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Carlotta Frontiera
@CarlottaMclean
What I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably 20 minutes of free time you have left before going to sleep.
9:46 PM · Jan 6, 2021
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Photographerhumor
@Photographhumor
What I love most about taking photos and editing them afterwards is probably the four minutes of free time you have left before it’s time to go to sleep
10:18 AM · Jun 30, 2022
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Chabberta
@Chabberta_
Best thing about making three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably the four minutes of free time you have before it’s time to go to sleep
7:21 AM · Aug 17, 2023
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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