“Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
   
“My weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time” was posted on Twitter by Joe Lavelle on May 21, 2016. “Weight Loss Goal: To be able to paint my toenails and breathe at the same time” was posted on Twitter by Traci Ros on May 1, 2017. “Weight Loss Goals: To be able to cut my toe nails and breathe at the same time 😂😂” was posted on Twitter by Lil’Mama on May 3, 2017. “Weight loss goals: to be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time. 😂😂” was posted on Twitter by Perry Pealock on May 3, 2017. “Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time 😅” was posted on Twitter by علي الصباغ on May 3, 2017.
   
     
Twitter   
The Lady Wolf
@NOS_4_a2
No Country for Big Chicks Who Try to Paint Their Toenails and Breathe at the Same Time.
11:54 PM · Nov 14, 2011
 
Twitter
Thegnomeson
@Thegnomeson
Lost more weight than I thought, I can now cut my toenails AND breathe at the same time….#result
6:42 AM · Aug 23, 2013 from South Tyneside, England
 
Twitter
Brandon
@ReducedToTeeth_
I wish I could cut my toe nails and breathe at the same time.
4:06 PM · Nov 4, 2014
     
Twitter
Joe Lavelle
@JoeLavelleSongs
My weight loss goal:
To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
2:15 PM · Mar 21, 2016
   
Twitter
Traci Ros
@traci_ros
Weight Loss Goal: To be able to paint my toenails and breathe at the same time.
1:14 PM · May 1, 2017
 
Twitter
Lil’Mama
@dee_njatha
Weight Loss Goals: To be able to cut my toe nails and breathe at the same time 😂😂
5:24 AM · May 3, 2017
   
Twitter
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@Sincerelyaudrey
😂😂😂”@dee_njatha: Weight Loss Goals: To be able to cut my toe nails and breathe at the same time 😂😂”
5:27 AM · May 3, 2017
     
Twitter   
Perry Pealock
@pealock_perry
Weight loss goals: to be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time. 😂😂
9:09 AM · May 3, 2017
   
Twitter
علي الصباغ
@Ali_Alsabbagh
Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time 😅
11:30 AM · May 3, 2017
 
Twitter
🍸🌈🎃Comical Mommy 🎃🌈🍸
@comicalmommy
Weight loss goals: to be able to clip my toe nails and breathe at the same time.
6:37 AM · May 8, 2017
 
Reddit—Keto
Posted by u/Treyness June 2, 2017
[NSV] I can cut my toe nails and breathe normally now.
See title.
   
Twitter
andrew dotchin tssf (he/him)
@suffolkvicar
#LastLaugh
Weight Loss Goals:
To be able to clip my toe nails and breathe at the same time
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WEIGHT LOSS GOALS:
TO BE ABBLE TO CLIP MY TOENAILS
AND BREATHE AT THE SAME TIME
7:00 PM · Feb 13, 2018 from Felixstowe, England
       
Twitter
Skin Doctor🧞‍♀️
@itchymissy
If you can clip your toenails and breathe at the same time ,then you are not fat.
9:55 AM · Sep 5, 2019
 
Tweitter
NotMyMonkey’s
@GritchyItalian
Weight loss goals:
To b able to clip my toenails & breathe at the same time.
#ChunkyGirlProblems
11:36 AM · Sep 12, 2019
   
iFunny
Dickhoits
9 sep 2020
Weight loss goals: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
 
Reddit—Rant
Posted by u/ap11209 October 20, 2020
I just want to cut my toenails and breath at the same time! 😫
lol
       
America’s Best Pics & Videos
cringyWithoutIt
24 feb 2022
WEIGHT LOSS GOAL: TO BE ABLE TO CLIP MY TOENAILS AND BREATHE AT THE SAME TIME.
 
Twitter
Lloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalist
2022 weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
10:19 PM · May 3, 2022
   
iFunny
Fvck_iFvnny
18 sep 2022
WEIGHT LOSS GOALS: TO BE ABLE TO CLIP MY TOENAILS AND BREATHE AT THE SAME TIME
   
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realGood666
15 oct 2022
WEIGHT LOSS GOAL The ability to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
 
Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
2:15 AM · May 1, 2023