A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 23, 2019
“The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn’t have good anchor management”

“Anger management” is sometimes punned as “anchor management.” “There was a pirate who’d go into a rage when he couldn’t get his ship to stop.  He had to go to anchor management training” was posted on Twitter by Coyoty on August 5, 2011. “The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn’t have good anchor management” was posted on the website Pun of the Day on May 31, 2016.
 
A sailor riddle—without mentioning “pirates”—was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 21, 2019:
   
Q: Where does an angry sailor go?
A: Anchor management.

 
“Threw some butter at my coworkers today. They said I should try Anchor management” is a different “anchor management” joke.
   
       
Twitter 
Coyoty
@CoyotyDave
There was a pirate who’d go into a rage when he couldn’t get his ship to stop.  He had to go to anchor management training.
2:49 PM - 5 Aug 2011
 
19 August 2011, The Enquirer (Cincinnati, OH), “Cryptoquip” puzzle, pg. E8, col. 5:
Yesterday’s Cryptoquip: I like to believe that people planning to be sailors have to take anchor management classes.
       
Twitter   
Ben Kronberg
@benkronberg
Headline:  Pirate forced to take anchor management course.
4:04 PM - 21 Apr 2012
   
Twitter
khal me crazy 🦇 💩
@MuggleButt
Do angry pirates take anchor management classes?
7:57 PM - 13 Aug 2012
   
Twitter
lee smith-jjones
@leesmithjjones
Anchor management issues are the number one reason why pirates see a therapist #sorrynotsorry
2:44 PM - 4 Feb 2015
 
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/marvelowl April 17, 2015
Where does an angry pirate get sent?
Anchor Management
COMMENTS
kyroshinai
He must have problems with getting into arrrrguments.
 
Atlas Obscura
Drink in the Best Pun Bar and Pub Names
BY JESS ZIMMERMAN SEPTEMBER 30, 2015
(...)
Editor’s picks:
Anchor Management Bar and Grill (Lake Oroville, CA)
   
Pun of the Day (May 31, 2016)
The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn’t have good anchor management.
Category - The Military
Submitted by - Kevin A - Corvallis, OR
   
Twitter
Naomi Stolow
@NommieNom
And the pirates were fighting due to bad anchor management.
#badjoke
2:12 PM - 1 Jun 2019
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/slutforchristmas June 21, 2019
Where does an angry sailor go?
Anchor management

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Sunday, June 23, 2019 • Permalink


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