A food joke starts with the weather—“The high for today was…” The next line refers to unhealthy eating: “The low was…” The many forms of the saying have been printed on many images.
     
“The high today is only gonna be 39°.....the low will probably be the fact that I ate an entire sleeve of thin mints before 10:30AM” was posted on Facebook by Danny Loehfelm on November 13, 2012. “The high today was 75, and the low was when I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints” was posted on Facebook by CollegeSear.ch on November 19, 2012. “The high for today was 75. The low was when I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints.  Girl scout cookies http://pinterest.com/pin/392376186254664238/” (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on X/Twitter by Clarke Baker on February 1, 2013. Thin Mints are a variety of Girl Scout Cookies.
 
“THE HIGH FOR TODAY WAS 54. THE LOW WAS EATING AN ENTIRE BATCH OF COOKIES” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Grove Collaborative on December 15, 2017. “The high for today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies” was posted on   X/Twitter by Kidoodle.TV ® on December 23, 2020.
   
   
Facebook
Danny Loehfelm
November 13, 2012 at 11:41 PM ·
The high today is only gonna be 39°.....the low will probably be the fact that I ate an entire sleeve of thin mints before 10:30AM
 
Facebook
CollegeSear.ch
November 19, 2012 at 4:08 PM ·
The high today was 75, and the low was when I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints.
 
X/Twitter
University Decisions
@UDecisions
The high today was 75, and the low was when I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints.
4:08 PM · Nov 19, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Shanna
@iWASlikeYoSHAY
The high for today was 28 degrees. The low was eating an entire Bloomin’ Onions
@fannieabish
1:52 AM · Jan 3, 2013
       
Facebook
Candice Antisdel
January 28, 2013 at 5:22 PM · Michigan City, IN ·
The high for today was 50 degrees.  The low was when I ate a whole sleeve of Thin Mints…..
   
Facebook
Kimberly Ann Patterson
January 29, 2013 at 10:09 PM ·
The high for today was 75. The low was when I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints.
   
X/Twitter
Clarke Baker
@clarkieb_
The high for today was 75. The low was when I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints.  Girl scout cookies http://pinterest.com/pin/392376186254664238/
1:38 PM · Feb 1, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Shelby Reynolds
@slreynolds95
@drewholcomb for me, the high for today was 60, the low was eating a whole sleeve of Thin mints.
3:59 PM · Mar 8, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Evelyn Kim
@Evelynk33
The high for today was 61. The low was eating overpriced jelly donuts and struggling to get into my skinnies. #fail
10:55 PM · Apr 6, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Hillary
@hilllharlan
The high today was 73…..the low was eating an entire sleeve of thin mints #LoveGirlScouts
6:58 PM · Apr 8, 2013
   
X/Twitter
We carry inside us the wonders we seek outside us.
@APRuffino
The high for today is only 48…the low was eating almost an entire box of chocolate covered raisins.
1:59 PM · Apr 12, 2013
     
Facebook
Angela Rose Perry
May 10, 2013 at 3:12 PM ·
Today’s high was 67 degrees.
Today’s low was me finding a Cheeto under my pillow at 5 am and eating it.
 
X/Twitter
Ariel McDonald
@ariel_mcd
The high for today was 81. The low was eating an entire pizza and 3 cupcakes at work
7:16 PM · Jun 21, 2013
   
X/Twitter
MazyRose
@MazyRose
The high today was 90, the low was eating 2 cinnamon rolls ice cream and a sleeve of cookies. #truth #DontJudgeMe #IsThatWeird
7:28 PM · Aug 11, 2013
       
Facebook
Debi Downer
August 22, 2013 at 4:40 PM ·
The high for today was 90. The low was eating an entire box of thin mints.
 
X/Twitter
Cipora Reichman
@Cipora_R
Today’s high was 79 degrees, and the low was eating half a bag of candy corn
3:56 PM · Oct 3, 2013
   
Facebook   
Virginia Cabello
February 19, 2014 at 9:43 PM ·
The high for today was 85. The low was when I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints.
 
X/Twitter
Lynsey Brock
@Lynseyfayy
This high for today was 54° but the low was eating half a roll of cookie dough by myself. 😳
12:48 AM · Mar 7, 2014
   
X/Twitter
Katie Pickett®
@kt_pickett
The high of today was 63, the low was eating an entire bag of goldfish.
5:48 PM · Mar 16, 2014
   
X/Twitter
I’m Single Because..
@Single_Because
The high today was 75. The low was eating that entire sleeve of Thin Mints.
10:27 PM · May 19, 2014
       
Facebook
Pam Zopf
June 18, 2014 at 10:12 PM ·
The high today was 75. The low was when I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints.
 
X/Twitter
Beckalicous
@PrettyInCamo11
The high today was 85, the low was eating this whole sleeve of Oreos.
8:29 PM · Jul 16, 2014
 
Facebook
Kelly Patricia
October 17, 2014 at 8:05 PM · Oakdale, NY ·
Today’s high was 68..the low was eating a bag of Halloween candy…...
     
Facebook
Felicia Sanders
December 24, 2015 at 9:50 PM ·
The high Today was 61°
The low was me eating 4 sandwiches and half a peanut butter pie.
#NoSnackLeftBehind.
 
Facebook
Grove Collaborative
December 15, 2017 at 8:07 AM ·
Goal for the day: 🍪🍪🍪
Happy 4th Night of Hanukkah! What festive fun do you have planned for this weekend? Share in the comments! 👇
📷: @fulcandles via Instagram
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
THE HIGH FOR
TODAY WAS 54.
THE LOW WAS
EATING AN
ENTIRE BATCH
OF COOKIES.
     
Facebook
In Katrina’s Kitchen
December 20, 2017 at 9:20 AM ·
The high today was 36°. The low was eating an entire batch of frosted sugar cookies. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
COOKIES: http://www.inkatrinaskitchen.com/best-sugar-cookie…/
FROSTING: http://www.inkatrinaskitchen.com/christmas-cookie-frosting/
     
Facebook
Hillary Jernigan
October 11, 2018 at 1:43 PM ·
Today’s high is 63° and today’s low… eating the entire sleeve of thin mint cookies I found hidden in the freezer.
 
X/Twitter
Sarah♕
@TheBellaSarah
The high today was 35 degrees… the low was eating 27 Oreos
10:06 PM · Nov 8, 2018
       
Facebook
Sugar Bakery
November 17, 2018 at 1:53 PM ·
The high today is 44. The low was eating four cupcakes in 30 minutes.😂 #carbcoma #shhdontjudge #campfiresmores
 
X?Twitter
nycfoodgals
@nycfoodgals
The high for today was 53.
The low was eating an entire sleeve of Oreos.
4:29 PM · Dec 2, 2018 from Manhattan, NY
 
X/Twitter
The Red Queen
@Sm813Nancy
The high for today was 44. The low was eating a whole sleeve of Oreos. I gotta bulk up for this storm. #mamaneedsanewsleeveofcookie
2:23 PM · Dec 7, 2018 from Asheville, NC
 
X/Twitter
14GHart
@14GHart
Today’s high was 86, the low was eating the entire bag of chips..🤦🏻‍♂️
6:40 PM · Sep 1, 2019
 
X/Twitter
megs
@meganngunn
the high today was 57 but the low was eating an entire box of brownies
12:27 AM · Oct 20, 2019
     
Facebook
Uptown Downtown
November 13, 2019 at 3:34 PM ·
The high today was 46, the low was eating an entire batch of cookies! 🤷🏼‍♀️
Double chocolate, pretzel, salted caramel goodness. You need this in your life.
   
X/Twitter
rltalk
@spirituallyflyy
welp . the high for today was 34°
the low was eating an entire batch of cookies 🍪🤷🏽‍♀️
11:12 PM · Dec 1, 2019
 
X/Twitter
muck
@mvantyghem
The high for today was 1°... the low was eating half a batch of cookies #holidayszn
6:28 PM · Dec 6, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Skete (taylor’s version) ✨
@marishannah
Todays high was 7° Celsius
The low was eating an entire batch of cookies
4:37 PM · Dec 10, 2019
       
Facebook
Mary Margret Behrman Prescott
December 15, 2019 at 4:56 PM ·
The high today was 32*. The low was eating an entire batch of Xmas cookies.
   
X/Twitter
👋🏼 hi, i’m katie
@kswansondesign
The high for today was 54°. The low was eating an entire batch of Christmas cookies.
🍪🧦🎅🏻🎄
⁠#katieswansondesign #handlettering #designerd #noshame #christmas #stockings #christmascookies #candy #frownedupon
10:06 AM · Dec 19, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Lacy Allen
@cheyennelacya
the high for today was 52, the low was eating an entire batch of cookies #tistheseason
11:33 PM · Dec 20, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Hannah
@hannahmlplanet
The high for today was 55. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies.
1:50 PM · Dec 23, 2019
 
X/Twitter
14GHart
@14GHart
Today’s high was 88, the low was eating the entire bag of chips.. 🤦🏻‍♂️
3:43 PM · Sep 1, 2020
     
Facebook
Tracy Moreau
November 24, 2020 at 12:42 PM ·
thought for the day:
The high today was -2… the low was eating an entire batch of cookies.
     
X/Twitter
Kelli Anne
@Kelian_NE
The high today was finding a sleeve of thin mints. The low was when I ate t last one. #forgottentreasures #nomnomnom #noguilt #alittle
9:49 PM · Nov 25, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Kidoodle.TV ®
@kidoodleTV
Me with Christmas cookies:
“The high for today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies.”
11:02 AM · Dec 23, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Corkdorks Wine Spirits Beer
@corkdorkswine
The high for today was 54.
The low was eating an entire batch of cookies..
Merry Christmas from the Corkdorks family! We’re home sipping on this classic
@JackDaniels_US
Single Barrel! Share a picture of what you’re sipping on today!
7:41 PM · Dec 25, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Groomington Coat Fact
@Groomington
The high for today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of Christmas cookies. #Oops #ButTheyWereYummy #ChristmasCookies
9:01 AM · Dec 18, 2021
 
X/Twitter
GLAMNETIC
@glamnetic
The high today was 55, the low was eating the entire leftover pie in my fridge
7:03 PM · Dec 26, 2021
     
Facebook
Morgan Cook is with Zach Stevenson in Breckenridge, CO.
November 14, 2022 at 8:27 PM ·
The high today was 25, the low was eating 1/2 a dozen donuts.
 
Facebook
Taunya Cullumber
December 23, 2022 at 8:09 PM ·
The high for today was 37° . The low was eating half the box of chocolates 😆. What’s yours?
   
Facebook
The Recipe Critic
November 28, 2023 at 2:35 PM ·
The high for today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies.
 
Facebook
Kristi Buford
December 17, 2023 at 5:17 PM ·
The high for today was 67. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies.
       
X/Twitter
Oh look I’m a 🦄Unicorn🦄
@Aimetotease2
The high for today is 73*
The low was when I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints.
12:57 PM · Feb 15, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Tyler Roney
@TylerJRoney
The high today is 45 but the low was when I ate an entire sleeve of Thin Mints before noon.
11:57 AM · Mar 8, 2024
 
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Randy Stephens
March 27, 2024 at 10:03 PM ·
The high today was 75. The low today was me eating an entire pizza for lunch.