“Survival Tip: If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax collector will be there shortly” is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. Tax collectors do not miss taxing property.
 
“SURVIVAL TIP: IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A SHELTER. THE TAX COLLECTOR WILL BE THERE SHORTLY” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by The Lost Super Foods on May 19, 2021.
     
“Survival Tip: If you ever get lost in the woods, start talking about taxation and a random libertarian will show up to argue with you,” “Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you” and “Survival Tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about the benefits of a vegan diet. People will show up to argue with you” are similar sayings.
       
     
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The Lost Super Foods
Poster based in Romania ·  May 19, 2021 at 9:01 AM ·
#thelostsuperfoods #wood #forest #funny #survival
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
SURVIVAL TIP:
IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A
SHELTER. THE TAX COLLECTOR
WILL BE THERE SHORTLY
 
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May 24, 2021 at 2:53 PM ·
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SURVIVAL TIP:
IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A
SHELTER. THE TAC COLLECTOR
WILL BE THERE SHORTLY
     
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SquirtleSwag512
28 may 2021
UIVAL TIP: IF LOST IN THE WOODS BUILT A SHELTER. THE TAX COLLECTOR. WILL BE THERE SHORTLY
 
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Udit Juneja
@juneja_udit
If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax man will be there shortly.
3:01 AM · May 29, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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Le_Chateau_of_Memes
21 jun 2021
IRVIVAL TIP: IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A SHELTER: THE TAX COLLECTOR- WILL BE THERE SHORTLY
         
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MG.3
@MGShogun
If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax man will be there shortly.
4:24 AM · Jun 26, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
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Mighty DanJahRas The TurnTable Bully
@Mightydanjahras
If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax man will be there shortly
6:32 PM · Jun 28, 2021·Twitter for Android
     
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Dennis (Redacted) ¯\_( ツ)_/¯
@grumpy_veteran
if you’re ever lost in the woods just build a shelter… the tax man will be there shortly
3:07 PM · Jul 8, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
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krus🪖
@krus_chiki
Survival tip: When lost in the woods, build a shelter. The Tax man and zoning officials will be there shortly
3:00 PM · Aug 1, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Turning Point USA
May 8, 2022 at 12:30 PM ·
This is so true tho 😭😭😭 #BigGovSucks #TaxationIsTheft
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IF YOU’RE EVER LOST IN THE
WOODS, JUST BUILD A SHELTER
AND A TAX COLLECTOR
WILL FIND YOU SHORTLY
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
SURVIVAL TIP:
IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A SHELTER. THE TAX COLLECTOR WILL BE THERE SHORTLY
6:52 PM · Jun 12, 2022·Twitter Web App
 
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Tip
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SURVIVAL TIP:
IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A SHELTER.
THE TAX COLLECTOR WILL BE THERE SHORTLY.
12:38 PM · Oct 23, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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October 20, 2022
SURVIVAL TIP: IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A SHELTER. THE TAX COLLECTOR WILL BE THERE SHORTLY.
 
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
SURVIVAL TIP:
IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A SHELTER.
THE TAX COLLECTOR WILL BE THERE SHORTLY.
12:38 PM · Oct 23, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
SURVIVAL TIP: IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A SHELTER. THE TAX COLLECTOR WILL BE THERE SHORTLY.
5:56 PM · Oct 25, 2022·Twitter Web App