A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 19, 2020
Shartonnay (shart + Chardonnay)

Entry in progress—B.P.
   
Urban Dictionary
Brewing a Shartonnay
The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.
Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.
#shart#stomachache#fart#poop#shit#fine wine
by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009
 
Urban Dictionary
Shartonnay
A derivative of the term “shart”, which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone’s drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating “Shartonnay”.
My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.
#shartonnay#shart#sharted#sharting#chardonnay
by shartmaster1 July 02, 2013
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/rwwterp May 19, 2020
I told my dad that “This wine smells funny”
He replied “because it’s Shartonnay”.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, May 19, 2020 • Permalink


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