A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 09, 2019
“My friends and I experimented with drugs and sex in high school. I was part of the control group”

“My friends and I experimented with drugs and sex in high school. I was part of the control group” is a popular joke. The control group consists of people who do not get the drugs and sex.
   
“When I was younger my friends and I experimented with drugs. Fortunately I was always in the control group” was posted on Twitter by Ian Hawkins on January 27, 2011. “My friends and I experimented with sex and drugs when we were in high school. I was the control group” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 15, 2018.
   
       
Twitter 
Ian Hawkins
@SillyMrHawkins
When I was younger my friends and I experimented with drugs. Fortunately I was always in the control group.
6:19 AM - 27 Jan 2011
   
Twitter
Jonny Morris
@jonnymorris1973
When I was at college me and my friends experimented with drugs. Fortunately I was in the control group.
4:53 AM - 18 Nov 2011
   
Twitter
Robert Yasumura
@teamyasumura
Whenever someone says they “Experimented with drugs,” I entertain the possibility that they were in the control group.
7:04 PM - 22 Jan 2013
     
Twitter
Lorrie Goldstein
@sunlorrie
Re Rob Ford telling NBC’s Matt Lauer he ‘experimented’ with drugs a year ago.
Obviously he wasn’t in the control group that got the placebo.
6:56 AM - 26 Feb 2014
     
Twitter
Garrett Lisi
@garrettlisi
Most of my friends have experimented with recreational drugs. But I decided at a young age that someone needed to be in the control group.
11:47 PM - 28 Apr 2015
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto October 15, 2018
My friends and I experimented with sex and drugs when we were in high school.
I was the control group.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto January 23, 2019
My wife asked me whether my friends and I experimented with drugs and sex when we were in high school.
I said, “Yes. But I was part of the control group.”
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto July 7, 2019
My friends and I experimented a lot with sex and drugs when we were in high school.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Tuesday, July 09, 2019 • Permalink


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