Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things.
 
“man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup” was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. “mild salsa is like chunky ketchup. Yuck!” was posted on X/Twitter by 👽Misty on May 31, 2011. “THIS “MILD” SALSA TASTES LIKE KETCHUP. I’M IN A BLIND RAGE” was posted on X/Twitter by Chiken Joe (Deluxe Edition) on February 14, 2012. “Mild salsa is like ketchup” was posted on X/Twitter by Erin Liebe on May 10, 2012. “Mild salsa tastes like ketchup…” was posted on X/Twitter by Cody A. Smith on May 19, 2013.
   
“To me mild salsa is like decaf cofee or alcohol free beer, or pepsi - just plain wrong!” was posted on the newsgroup smokeringbbq on February 5, 2010. “Eating mild salsa is like prepping for a road trip by drinking a pot of decaf coffee. What’s the point?” was posted on X/Twitter by Marty Yawnick on October 29, 2010. “Mild salsa is like nonalcoholic beer or decaf coffee #Pointless” was posted on X/Twitter  by Jordan Origel on December 4, 2013. “Mild salsa is like decaf coffee. Worthless” was posted on X/Twitter by Aaron Bolshaw on July 10, 2014. “mild salsa is like decaf coffee” was posted on X/Twitter by No Dana, Only Zuul on January 6, 2016. “Mild salsa is like non-alcoholic beer” was posted on X/Twitter by Thomas Keller on May 5, 2016. “Mild salsa is like decaf coffee or nonalcoholic beer” was posted on X/Twitter by Justin Staggs Ⓥ on January 28, 2018. “Mild salsa is like decaf coffee. It’s pointless” was posted on X/Twitter by Rosco Malone on December 26, 2018. “Mild salsa is like non alcoholic beer” was posted on X/Twitter by Nate N. on September 22, 2019. “To me: Mild Salsa is Like Drinking Decaf Coffee Or Non Alcoholic Beer” was posted on X/Twitter by Tim Huber on March 15, 2024.
     
“My spice tolerance is irrevocably higher - mild salsa tastes like spaghetti sauce these days” was posted on X/Twitter by dorolerium on April 17, 2011. “mild salsa is like eating spaghetti sauce on chips” was posted on X/Twitter by juliet degain on January 7, 2014. “Mild salsa tastes like spaghetti sauce” was posted on X/Twitter by “not ryan” on July 15, 2015.
   
“Pace Extra-Mild salsa—tastes a bit like tomato sauce with a little onion and cilantro” was posted on the newsgroup rec.motorcycles.harley on May 27, 1995. “Mild salsa tastes like tomato paste” was posted on X/Twitter by Aki Rosenbaum on August 18, 2012. “Eating mild salsa is like eating tomato paste” was posted on X/Twitter by Dean on September 26, 2012. “MILD SALSA TASTES LIKE TOMATO SAUCE” was posted on X/Twitter by SLIM 🍒 on December 25, 2013. “Extra mild salsa is like chunky tomato sauce” was posted on X/Twitter by ⓔⓡⓘⓝ on April 7, 2015. “mild salsa tastes like tomato sauce and I don’t trust people who like it” was posted on X/Twitter by kira on July 29, 2016.
 
“Mild salsa tastes like marinara sauce” was posted on X/Twitter by Cold Brew Dummy on August 10, 2017. “Rubios mild salsa tastes like marinara sauce what are they doing??” was posted on X/Twitter by ☻︎♡︎AmazonAllison♡︎☻︎ on May 26, 2020.
 
“mild salsa tastes like cold tomato soup why is there so much of it in my house we’re not that white” was posted on X/Twitter by ashley on May 16, 2018. “mild salsa tastes like tomato soup and nothing anyone says can change my mind” was posted on X/Twitter by quin on August 16, 2018.
   
 
Wikipedia: Salsa (food)       
Salsa encompasses a variety of sauces used as condiments for tacos and other Mexican and Mexican-American foods, and as dips for tortilla chips. They may be raw or cooked, and are generally served at room temperature.

Though the word salsa means any kind of sauce in Spanish, in English, it refers specifically to these Mexican table sauces, especially to the chunky tomato-and-chili-based pico de gallo, as well as to salsa verde.
       
Google Groups: rec.motorcycles.harley
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Judy Anderson
May 27, 1995, 3:00:00 AM
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And the first place to stock Pace Extra-Mild salsa—tastes a bit like tomato sauce with a little onion and cilantro—no peppers!
 
Google Groups: smokeringbbq
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To me mild salsa is like decaf cofee or alcohol free beer, or pepsi - just plain wrong!
 
X/Twitter
JASMINE
@h_jasmine
man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup
9:54 AM · Jul 17, 2010
 
X/Twitter
Marty Yawnick
@MartyNearDFW
Eating mild salsa is like prepping for a road trip by drinking a pot of decaf coffee. What’s the point?
1:34 PM · Oct 29, 2010
         
X/Twitter
dorolerium
@dorolerium
My spice tolerance is irrevocably higher - mild salsa tastes like spaghetti sauce these days
10:09 PM · Apr 17, 2011
 
X/Twitter
👽Misty
@mistolee
@undrachvrsage mild salsa is like chunky ketchup. Yuck!
2:55 AM · May 31, 2011
   
X/Twitter
j
@Bitchtin
Mild salsa tastes like fucking ketchup, get this shit out of my face.
7:52 PM · Jul 19, 2011
     
Facebook
Ben Crouch
October 1, 2011 at 2:37 AM ·
I think this mild salsa is a little too mild.. tastes like watery ketchup.
 
X/Twitter
Chiken Joe (Deluxe Edition)
@_whitejoe_
THIS “MILD” SALSA TASTES LIKE KETCHUP. I’M IN A BLIND RAGE.
9:24 AM · Feb 14, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Erin Liebe
@E_Liebe
Mild salsa is like ketchup
5:14 PM · May 10, 2012
     
X/Twitter
Aki Rosenbaum
@Akifina
Mild salsa tastes like tomato paste
12:43 PM · Aug 18, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Dean.
@dean_schim
Eating mild salsa is like eating tomato paste.
10:18 PM · Sep 26, 2012
     
X/Twitter
Cody A. Smith
@FlhScrody23
Mild salsa tastes like ketchup…
5:45 PM · May 19, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Becca Borg
@The1AnOnlyBeebz
Mild salsa tastes like ketchup. You either have spicy or you don’t have any.
6:53 PM · Aug 27, 2013
 
X/Twitter
I am costrafobik Darren.
@mizzban
Mild salsa is like non alcoholic wine or non moreish crack. Pointless.
3:10 PM · Sep 3, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Jordan Origel
@jorOrigel
Mild salsa is like nonalcoholic beer or decaf coffee #Pointless
9:52 PM · Dec 4, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Des, The Entertainer
@saxually_active
Mild salsa is like ketchup for nachos.
4:43 PM · Dec 22, 2013
     
X/Twitter
SLIM 🍒
@_twiggs
MILD SALSA TASTES LIKE TOMATO SAUCE
4:40 PM · Dec 25, 2013
   
X/Twitter
juliet degain
@Juliet_DeGain
@cd1bby smh c’mon step your game, mild salsa is like eating spaghetti sauce on chips
1:39 AM · Jan 7, 2014
 
X/Twitter
Joshua Settlemoir
@Settlemoir3
Mild salsa is like decaf coffee: along the way, someone missed the point completely.
2:11 PM · Jan 19, 2014
   
X/Twitter
Aaron Bolshaw 🇺🇦
@aaron_bolshaw
Mild salsa is like decaf coffee. Worthless.
11:47 PM · Jul 10, 2014
   
X/Twitter
ⓔⓡⓘⓝ
@misseriin
Extra mild salsa is like chunky tomato sauce.
5:22 PM · Apr 7, 2015
     
X/Twitter
not ryan
@puffingpearls
Mild salsa tastes like spaghetti sauce
7:34 PM · Jul 15, 2015
 
X/Twitter
No Dana, Only Zuul 🇮🇹🤘
@DanaRio666
@YooHateMe mild salsa is like decaf coffee
10:42 PM · Jan 6, 2016
   
X/Twitter
Thomas Keller
@PagetoStalkTK
Mild salsa is like non-alcoholic beer
4:07 AM · May 5, 2016
     
X/Twitter
kira
@kiraelizabeth9
mild salsa tastes like tomato sauce and I don’t trust people who like it
2:22 PM · Jul 29, 2016 from Five Forks, SC
     
X/Twitter
Cold Brew Dummy
@ElkMack
Mild salsa tastes like marinara sauce
6:39 AM · Aug 10, 2017
 
X/Twitter
Zo Burrow
@Zoe_Connors
eating mild salsa is like drinking a nonalcoholic beer
2:13 PM · Aug 14, 2017
 
X/Twitter
Justin Staggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
Mild salsa is like decaf coffee or nonalcoholic beer.
10:13 PM · Jan 28, 2018
       
X/Twitter
ashley
@kysashIey
mild salsa tastes like cold tomato soup why is there so much of it in my house we’re not that white
12:42 PM · May 16, 2018
   
X/Twitter
quin
@quinlan_glueck
mild salsa tastes like tomato soup and nothing anyone says can change my mind
11:01 PM · Aug 16, 2018
 
X/Twitter
Rosco Malone
@McCoy16
Mild salsa is like decaf coffee. It’s pointless.
2:02 PM · Dec 26, 2018
   
X/Twitter
Nate N.
@SkolNate
My boy brought mild salsa to our “Vikings Party”
Mild salsa is like non alcoholic beer. 💯
3:02 PM · Sep 22, 2019
   
X/Twitter
Alberto de la Cruz
@albertodelacruz
Mild salsa is like non-alcoholic beer: useless.
8:44 PM · Jan 24, 2020
     
X/Twitter 
☻︎♡︎AmazonAllison♡︎☻︎
@AmazonAllison
Rubios mild salsa tastes like marinara sauce what are they doing??
11:50 PM · May 26, 2020
     
Facebook
Adam Eich is feeling gross.
September 23, 2020 at 8:40 PM ·
Mild tostitos salsa tastes like ketchup 😤
   
Facebook
John Schiber
November 5, 2020 at 1:22 PM ·
Mild salsa tastes like a ketchup related mistake.
 
X/Twitter
Johnston
@johnston_jones
Eating mild salsa is like drinking non-alcoholic beer
6:05 PM · Sep 12, 2021 from Corsicana, TX
 
X/Twitter
Tim Huber
@Navyvet2000
To me:
Mild Salsa is Like
Drinking Decaf Coffee
Or Non Alcoholic Beer.
1:41 PM · Mar 15, 2024