A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Whoever keeping Arizona tea at 99 cents need to run our economy” (5/25)
“I used to wonder who flipped a vampire鈥檚 pancakes. Turns out it鈥檚 Count Spatula” (5/25)
“What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?”/“Count Spatula.” (5/25)
“Y’all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it” (5/25)
“Y鈥檃ll be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut it” (5/25)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from April 24, 2023
“I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus”

“I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many employers and health providers ask for emergency contacts.
     
“U know how wen u sign ur kids up for school and they ask for an emergency contact can I put JESUS lol” was posted on Twitter by Da1&only 馃槏馃憫馃拲馃拫 on July 18, 2011. “True Story:A nurse at my job asked a patient for an emergency contact…he said Jesus and she really put in in the computer” was posted on Twitter by NUPEtorious on June 6, 2013.
   
“I am so single that when asked for an emergency contact I’ve been listing Jesus 馃槀馃槀馃槀 #stolenfromfbfriend” was posted on Twitter by tim gallien on March 23, 2019. “Im so single when asked for an emergency contact I just put Jesus 馃槀馃挴馃槀” was posted on Twitter by Stayintraffic Jones on April 5, 2019. “I鈥檓 so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I鈥檝e just been putting Jesus” was posted on iFunny on May 31, 2019. It’s unknown who created the meme.
 
   
Twitter     
Da1&only 馃槏馃憫馃拲馃拫
@MrzCaramel89
U know how wen u sign ur kids up for school and they ask for an emergency contact can I put JESUS lol
6:08 PM 路 Jul 18, 2011
     
Twitter
NUPEtorious
@theBRAND_ONyou
True Story:A nurse at my job asked a patient for an emergency contact…he said Jesus and she really put in in the computer
8:20 PM 路 Jun 6, 2013
 
Twitter
HelluvaLotTougherThanILook
@sprklplnti
I hate when applications ask for an emergency contact- I’m all I got. Call me if I’m in trouble or Jesus. #onMyOwn
9:43 PM 路 Sep 30, 2013
   
Twitter
Sage
@Sage_Simone
When forms ask for an emergency contact it’s unacceptable to write “Call on Jesus”
2:17 PM 路 Mar 17, 2016
 
Twitter
Adam Steck
@SteckAdam
Putting “Jesus” as my emergency contact for every single event I take part in for the rest of my life
8:44 PM 路 Apr 12, 2018
   
Twitter
tim gallien
@timgallien
I am so single that when asked for an emergency contact I’ve been listing Jesus
馃槀馃槀馃槀
#stolenfromfbfriend
5:02 PM 路 Mar 23, 2019
   
Twitter
Stayintraffic Jones
@BigTrump
Im so single when asked for an emergency contact I just put Jesus
馃槀馃挴馃槀
10:53 AM 路 Apr 5, 2019
   
Twitter
饾敾饾晵饾暉饾暉饾暁鉁煢
@danni_b96
My ass is so single when they asked for an emergency contact I鈥檝e just been putting Jesus.
12:34 PM 路 Apr 14, 2019
   
iFunny
TheMuffReport_2017
31 may 2019
I鈥檓 so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I鈥檝e just been putting Jesus.
 
Twitter
鈯官潥嗮潥橉潥楌潥嶐潥庰潥涴潥滒潥濔潥涴潥烉潥岎潥斮姽
@metickleu
I am so single when the ask for an emergency contact, I鈥檝e just been putting Jesus
11:01 PM 路 Sep 1, 2019
 
Twitter
Caroline Kautsire
@CarolineKautsi1
I鈥檓 so single, when they ask for an emergency contact, I鈥檝e just been putting Jesus. 馃し馃徑鈥嶁檧锔
8:15 AM 路 Jan 2, 2022
     
America’s Best Pics & Videos
GregnKY
13 feb 2022
Lord I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus
   
America’s Best Pics & Videos
Springer155
1 apr 2022
I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus.
   
Facebook
Maria Castellano
April 1, 2023 at 12:30 PM 路
I鈥檓 so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I鈥檝e been putting down JESUS.
 
Facebook
MY CRAZY WORLD
April 23, 2023 at 5:58 PM 路
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I’m so single
when they ask for
an emergency contact,
I’ve just been putting Jesus.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, April 24, 2023 • Permalink


Commenting is not available in this channel entry.