“I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many employers and health providers ask for emergency contacts.
     
“U know how wen u sign ur kids up for school and they ask for an emergency contact can I put JESUS lol” was posted on Twitter by Da1&only 😍👑💍💋 on July 18, 2011. “True Story:A nurse at my job asked a patient for an emergency contact…he said Jesus and she really put in in the computer” was posted on Twitter by NUPEtorious on June 6, 2013.
   
“I am so single that when asked for an emergency contact I’ve been listing Jesus 😂😂😂 #stolenfromfbfriend” was posted on Twitter by tim gallien on March 23, 2019. “Im so single when asked for an emergency contact I just put Jesus 😂💯😂” was posted on Twitter by Stayintraffic Jones on April 5, 2019. “I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus” was posted on iFunny on May 31, 2019. It’s unknown who created the meme.
 
   
Twitter     
Da1&only 😍👑💍💋
@MrzCaramel89
U know how wen u sign ur kids up for school and they ask for an emergency contact can I put JESUS lol
6:08 PM · Jul 18, 2011
     
Twitter
NUPEtorious
@theBRAND_ONyou
True Story:A nurse at my job asked a patient for an emergency contact…he said Jesus and she really put in in the computer
8:20 PM · Jun 6, 2013
 
Twitter
HelluvaLotTougherThanILook
@sprklplnti
I hate when applications ask for an emergency contact- I’m all I got. Call me if I’m in trouble or Jesus. #onMyOwn
9:43 PM · Sep 30, 2013
   
Twitter
Sage
@Sage_Simone
When forms ask for an emergency contact it’s unacceptable to write “Call on Jesus”
2:17 PM · Mar 17, 2016
 
Twitter
Adam Steck
@SteckAdam
Putting “Jesus” as my emergency contact for every single event I take part in for the rest of my life
8:44 PM · Apr 12, 2018
   
Twitter
tim gallien
@timgallien
I am so single that when asked for an emergency contact I’ve been listing Jesus
😂😂😂
#stolenfromfbfriend
5:02 PM · Mar 23, 2019
   
Twitter
Stayintraffic Jones
@BigTrump
Im so single when asked for an emergency contact I just put Jesus
😂💯😂
10:53 AM · Apr 5, 2019
   
Twitter
𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕚✨🦋
@danni_b96
My ass is so single when they asked for an emergency contact I’ve just been putting Jesus.
12:34 PM · Apr 14, 2019
   
iFunny
TheMuffReport_2017
31 may 2019
I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus.
 
Twitter
⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹
@metickleu
I am so single when the ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus
11:01 PM · Sep 1, 2019
 
Twitter
Caroline Kautsire
@CarolineKautsi1
I’m so single, when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus. 🤷🏽‍♀️
8:15 AM · Jan 2, 2022
     
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GregnKY
13 feb 2022
Lord I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus
   
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Springer155
1 apr 2022
I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus.
   
Facebook
Maria Castellano
April 1, 2023 at 12:30 PM ·
I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve been putting down JESUS.
 
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MY CRAZY WORLD
April 23, 2023 at 5:58 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I’m so single
when they ask for
an emergency contact,
I’ve just been putting Jesus.