Are two diets better than one?
     
“I went on a diet once. Wasn’t getting enough to eat so I went on two diets” was posted on the newsgroup rec.skydiving on January 13, 1998. “I had an email from a friend today, telling me he was on TWO diets. Seems he isn’t getting enough to eat being on only one” was posted on the newsgroup thenet.chatter on August 16, 2001. “my cousin loves food, yeah she heavy and says ‘I’m on two diets. I don’t get enough to eat on just one’” was posted on Twitter by Ohmizzu on July 25, 2009. “I’m on a diet. Actually, I’m on 2 diets. I couldn’t get enough to eat on the first one” was posted on Twitter by Bill Rice on April 8, 2013.
   
     
Google Groups: rec.skydiving     
Bloopers
Randle Bain
Jan 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
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I went on a diet once. Wasn’t getting enough to eat so I went on two diets.
   
Google Groups: thenet.chatter
Margie??
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Aug 16, 2001, 4:52:30 PM
I had an email from a friend today, telling me he was on TWO diets.
Seems he isn’t getting enough to eat being on only one.
     
Google Groups: soc.singles
HAY %!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Blaze
Dec 1, 2001, 9:54:14 PM
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Try and get some excersize and try a different diet.
I know that you said that you were on two diets cuz one didn’t give
you enough to eat,but do try and cut down a bit!
   
Google Groups: soc.penpals
I’M GREAT AND
Johnny Blaze
Dec 16, 2005, 11:02:09 PM
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In fact,I heard you were on 2 diets.One didn’t
give you enough to eat. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Twitter
Ohmizzu
@FollowOh
my cousin loves food, yeah she heavy and says “I’m on two diets. I don’t get enough to eat on just one.”
4:48 AM · Jul 25, 2009
   
Twitter
Al Szabo
@CountOfSecrets
I’m On Two Diets ! One doesn’t Give Me Enough To Eat… Ha Ha Ha ... http://bit.ly/15Gn35
5:18 AM · Sep 26, 2009
   
Twitter
Jason Lappe
@LappeJason
My uncle is now on two diets. He wasn’t getting enough to eat on the first one.
11:45 PM · Nov 11, 2009
 
Twitter
Dave Clayton
@1daveclayton
@andreharry I’m on 2 diets, don’t get enough to eat on just one :0) All good, busy at work. So want CS5 !!! Saving £££ & I get 15% off !
12:08 PM · Apr 16, 2010
   
Twitter
Peter Doyle
@macaupete
Someone said I should go on a diet if I want to get back into shape. So I’m on 2 diets now - I wasn’t getting enough to eat on one!
3:47 PM · Aug 30, 2010
   
Twitter
Gordon Baxter
@captbax
The wife’s on 2 diets, she says there’s not enough to eat on just one.
8:05 AM · Aug 18, 2011
   
Twitter
Will Barnes
@nwosooner
I’m on a diet…. Actually I’m on 2 diets. I couldn’t get enough to eat on 1
1:17 AM · Mar 14, 2012
   
Twitter
Bill Rice
@BillyTheKidDice
I’m on a diet. Actually, I’m on 2 diets. I couldn’t get enough to eat on the first one.
8:10 PM · Apr 8, 2013
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/saysquash January 15, 2015
Im on a new diet.
Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one.
     
Twitter
Moe DeLonn
@MoeDelonn
I had to go on 2 diets….I didn’t get enough to eat on just one.
3:42 PM · Aug 14, 2018
 
Twitter
Doctor Edge
@cygnus_dr
I was on a diet, but I wasn’t getting enough to eat, so now I’m on 2 diets.
7:14 AM · Jul 25, 2019
     
Twitter
Barry Mulligan
@BazzaCC
I’m going to have to go on two diets…..
I’m not getting enough to eat on just one. 😋😋
8:52 PM · Aug 9, 2022
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m great with diets. In fact, I’m on 2 diets right now.
I don’t get enough to eat with just the one.
6:08 PM · May 22, 2023