Many people find that parallel parking is difficult. “I’d rather let someone see me naked than parallel park” is a saying that has been printed on an image.
“I’d rather have people see me naked, than see me try to parallel park” was posted on Twitter by Hannah Kornberg on May 21, 2014. “I’d rather let someone see me naked than parallel park” was posted on Twitter by Kevin T. Porter on April 30, 2017.
“I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy!” and “The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses” are related parallel parking sayings.
Twitter
Hannah Kornberg
@ItWentHannah
I’d rather have people see me naked, than see me try to parallel park.
8:32 PM - 21 May 2014
Twitter
Sarah(B.I.)G
@sarahg1561
Having a man watch me park is the most self conscious moment possible. I’d rather someone see me naked than see me parallel park.
7:17 PM - 15 Sep 2016
Twitter
Kevin T. Porter
@KevinTPorter
I’d rather let someone see me naked than parallel park
3:14 PM - 30 Apr 2017
Twitter
Stephen Sherbin
@ssherb
I’d rather let someone see me naked then parallel park.
11:33 PM - 18 Jun 2017
Twitter
molly 🌹
@socialistdogmom
i would rather have a room full of strangers see me naked than have one person watch me try to parallel park.
3:47 PM - 20 Nov 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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