“I wish I was as thin as my patience” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
       
“i wish i were as thin as my patience” was posted on Twitter by (((Nicole Aimée Schreiber))) on May 19, 2009. “i forgot to say OH: ‘i wish i were as thin as my patience’ - i can’t take credit for that beautiful statement” was posted on Twitter by (((Nicole Aimée Schreiber))) a few minutes later on May 19, 2009.
     
“‘I wish I was as thin as my patience.’ #JustSaying via @someecards” was posted on Twitter by porscha lin on December 7, 2012. “I wish I was as thin as my patience. http://some.ly/Yg6cWC via @someecards” was posted on Twitter by Nikki on December 7, 2012. The saying was popularized on this ecard.
   
         
Twitter
Shoq
@Shoq
RT @nicoleaimee: i wish i were as thin as my patience. #fb
8:47 PM · May 19, 2009
   
Twitter
(((Nicole Aimée Schreiber)))
@nicoleaimee
“i wish i were as thin as my patience.” #fb
8:48 PM · May 19, 2009
   
Twitter
(((Nicole Aimée Schreiber)))
@nicoleaimee
i forgot to say OH: “i wish i were as thin as my patience” - i can’t take credit for that beautiful statement.
9:04 PM · May 19, 2009
   
Twitter
Mrs. Flinger
@mrsflinger
I wish my waist was as thin as my patience today.
10:42 PM · Aug 20, 2011
   
Twitter
Heather
@SthrnSunShyn
I wish my thighs were as thin as my patience.
6:05 PM · Nov 22, 2011
   
Twitter
Emile Hampton
@EmileHampton
I wish I was as thin as my patience is on Monday mornings.
11:27 PM · Apr 9, 2012
   
Twitter
porscha lin
@porschalin
“I wish I was as thin as my patience.” #JustSaying via @someecards
11:10 AM · Dec 7, 2012
   
Twitter
Nikki
@wannabescreen
I wish I was as thin as my patience. http://some.ly/Yg6cWC via @someecards
12:12 PM · Dec 7, 2012
 
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Saaah-raaaaa
@SaraSully0
I wish I was as thin as my patience @KikiSqueAks
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
12:34 AM · Feb 18, 2013
 
Twitter
ThatDogMomma
@thatdogmomma
I wish I was as thin as my patience
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
4:36 PM · Apr 9, 2013
 
Twitter
Karen Santana
@Kschina48
I wish I was as thin as my patience
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
9:17 PM · Sep 10, 2013
 
Twitter
Heather Eastland
@heastland
I wish I was as thin as my patience. #ecards
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
11:58 PM · Dec 2, 2013
 
Twitter       
Heartbroken bitch
@MAKEUP_SEX
i wish i was as thin as my patience
9:27 PM · Apr 22, 2014
 
Twitter
Let’s get wordy!®
@Letsgetwordy
I #wish I was as thin as my #patience #LetsGetWordy
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
12:22 PM · Aug 28, 2015
 
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@ccannonauthor
I wish I was as thin as my patience. #LOL #patience #Stress #TGIF
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
6:40 AM · Apr 8, 2016
 
Twitter
Wine Glass Writer
@WineGlassWriter
I wish I was as thin as my patience
http://buff.ly/2f1LnZu
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
3:11 PM · Nov 20, 2016
 
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@ccannonauthor
I wish I were a thin as my patience. #LOL and true. #funny #humor #patience #diet
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
6:29 AM · Jan 11, 2017
 
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I wish I was as thin as my patience
   
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Ross
@Cirrocumulus1
I wish I was as thin as my patience…
2:30 PM · Dec 3, 2022
 
Facebook
Indian Hills Community Sign
December 6, 2022 at 3:00 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
I WISH I WAS
AS THIN AS
MY PATIENCE