A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 03, 2016
“I slapped a statue’s ass. I’ve officially hit rock bottom”

“Rock bottom” is the lowest level or point. A joke about stone statues is:
 
“I slapped a statue’s ass. I’ve officially hit rock bottom.”
 
“I slapped a statue on the butt and thats when I knew I had hit rock bottom” was cited in October 2013.
 
   
Merriam-Webster Dictionary
rock bottom
noun
: the lowest possible level or point
   
soundsafari
a punny history of my stoopid facebook statuses’s.
This entry was posted in Silliness on October 13, 2013.
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I slapped a statue on the butt and thats when I knew I had hit rock bottom.
 
Twitter
Claire
‏@MrsVanchaMarch
I didn’t know how much I was into spanking until I slapped a statue’s ass. That’s when I knew I hit rock bottom.
4:39 PM - 27 Jul 2014
 
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roland roque
‏@rolandroq
over the past year my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse;but it wasn’t until i slapped a statue i realised i’d hit rock bottom.
12:44 PM - 31 Jul 2014
 
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Seth Tigner
‏@SethTigner
@Benairen I’ve always had a drinking problem, but it wasn’t until I slapped a statues ass that I knew I had hit rock bottom.
5:37 PM - 2 Aug 2014
 
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【ツ】Mark
‏@vbloke
For the purposes of this joke, I slapped a statue on the backside.
I’ve officially hit rock bottom.
9:21 AM - 25 Jun 2015
 
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Terrible Jokes
‏@doyouevenjoke
I slapped a statues arse…
I think I hit rock bottom
4:59 PM - 1 Oct 2015
 
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Kago Relaeng
‏@idiocraticret
Just slapped a statue on the ass….I have literally just hit rock bottom
10:13 AM - 20 Dec 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityArt/Sculpture • Thursday, March 03, 2016 • Permalink


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