A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 28, 2020
“I just bought one of those real life sex dolls and she’s so realistic she just wants to be friends”

Some men are so unfortunate that they can’t get lucky with a sex doll. “I’m terrible with women. Even my sex doll only wants to be friends” was posted on Twitter by Hasan LaLa Meister on August 5, 2012. “A sex doll that just wants to be friends hahaha #CONAN Rules #TeamCoco” was posted on Twitter by Barack Lesnar on April 17, 2014.
       
“I just bought one of those real life sex dolls and she is so realistic that she only wants to be friends” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on October 3, 2018.
   
“People who buy sex dolls are fucking dummies” is another joke about sex dolls.
     
     
Twitter
Ravi Shankar
@empurpler
For National #Poetry Month: “A sensitive sex doll that just wants
To be friends—a Platonic sex doll.” -Linh Dinh “Brand New Products”
5:08 PM · Apr 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Hasan LaLa Meister
@KPK_chronicles
I’m terrible with women.
Even my sex doll only wants to be friends.
7:05 PM · Aug 5, 2012·TweetDeck
     
Twitter
TODDZILLA
@Toddzilla7373
I’m terrible with women.
Even my sex doll only wants to be friends.
7:05 PM · Aug 5, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Ben McClellan
@benmcclellan
Gah, that sex doll that just wants to be friends looks CREEPY. #conan
11:12 PM · Apr 17, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Barack Lesnar
@defstyles818
A sex doll that just wants to be friends hahaha #CONAN Rules #TeamCoco
11:14 PM · Apr 17, 2014 from Los Angeles, CA·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Blue Collar Gangsta
@Munchenhausen
My blow-up sex doll is so realistic, it told me it just wants to be friends
10:19 AM · Jul 19, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Jim Latae
@jimchocolatae
My friend is terrible with women. Even his sex doll only wants to be friends.
12:32 PM · Feb 10, 2018·Facebook
 
Twitter
Lil Picas
@CPicou2500
I just bought one of those new robot sex dolls…this bitch so realistic she just wants to be friends…
10:16 AM · Aug 29, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
JOKER_0_0
@JOKER0031420835
I just got one of those realistic sex dolls, it’s so realistic that it just wants to be friends…
3:02 AM · Sep 11, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Puerto Rico Jazz
@puertoricojazz
I just bought one of those real life sex dolls and she’s so realistic that she just wants to be friends.
5:49 PM · Sep 11, 2018·Facebook
   
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Kemo_Spear October 3, 2018
I just bought one of those real life sex dolls and she is so realistic that she only wants to be friends.
     
Twitter
K
@gymlifeanimal
So… I bought one of those real life sex dolls and he’s so realistic that he just wants to be friends.  FML
8:53 PM · Apr 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook
Crazy World
May 29, 2020
I just bought one of those real life sex dolls and she’s so realistic that she just wants to be friends

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Thursday, May 28, 2020 • Permalink


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