A work pun was posted on the website PunGents.com on August 4, 2017:
“So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.”
“A graph-aided assault” is a pun on the term “aggravated assault.”
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So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
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So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
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So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
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So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
11:18 AM - 5 Aug 2017
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Today at work I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart.
I’ve been charged with a graph-aided assault.
#funny #jokes
4:12 PM - 13 Aug 2017
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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