“As Seen on TV” is a popular advertising catchphrase. A joke about this is:
“For Sale: a thick layer of dust. As seen on TV.”
“Dust - as seen on TV.” was posted on Twitter on December 21, 2010. “For sale: a thick layer of dust. As seen on TV” was posted on Twitter on November 23, 2011.
Twitter
Some Idiot actually
@AshSimmonds
Dust - as seen on TV.
8:50 PM - 31 Dec 2010
Twitter
Mr P
@rocious_puns
For sale: a thick layer of dust.
As seen on TV.
12:17 PM - 23 Nov 2011
Twitter
Mr P
@rocious_puns
For sale: a thick layer of dust and finger print smudges.
As seen on TV.
11:53 AM - 26 Nov 2011
Reddit—Jokes
Found this on Craigslist
submitted October 28, 2016 by RainforestRabbit
Found this on Craigslist:
For Sale: Thick layer of dust. As seen on TV.
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
For Sale: Thick layer of dust.
As seen on TV.
8:20 AM - 28 Oct 2016
Reddit—Jokes
For sale: Thick layer of dust
submitted December 29, 2016 by PaytheDevil
As seen on TV.
Facebook
Darren Couser to Sell stuff that doesn’t exist
January 2, 2017 at 4:32pm · Belfast, United Kingdom ·
For Sale; Thick layer of dust.
As seen on TV.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/brodyhunter October 13, 2020
For Sale: Thick layer of dust.
As seen on TV.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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