“Coffee (n.): A magical substance that turns ‘Leave me alone or die’ into ‘Good morning, honey!’” (or “Coffee (n.): A dark magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning,  honey’”) is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.
         
“Coffee-(n.) A magical substance that turns ‘Leave me alone or die.’ into ‘Good morning, honey!’~Javanating” was posted on Facebook  by Jay Larko-Wilch on April 5, 2011.
 
“Coffee-magical dark substance that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning,honey’” (also shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Teach Me Studio on February 2, 2017. “COFFEE A dark magical substance that turns ‘Leave me alone’ to ‘Good Morning’!” was posted on Facebook by Tristan Pineda on September 25, 2021.
 
   
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Jay Larko-Wilch
April 5, 2011 at 9:26 AM ·
Coffee-(n.) A magical substance that turns “Leave me alone or die.” into” Good morning, honey!”~Javanating
     
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Joshua Adelin
@JoshuaAdel
Coffee-(n.) A magical substance that turns “Leave me alone or die.” into” Good morning, honey!”~Javanating
7:56 AM · Apr 9, 2011
     
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Kim Ingram-Deister
@Kiki870
SO very true! RT @Readaholics: Coffee-(n.) A magical substance that turns “Leave me alone or die.” into” Good morning, honey!”~Javanating
10:33 AM · Apr 12, 2011
 
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Catherin White Briseno is at CASA de briseno.
January 6, 2012 at 7:03 AM ·
Coffee.👎, A magical substance that turns ” leave me alone or die “into”. good morning honey” n javanating
 
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1stinCoffee.com
January 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM ·
Coffee a magical substance that turns, “Leave me alone or die” into “Good Morning Honey.”
Visit http://www.1stincoffee.com/
 
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Lisa Hayes Lewis
January 22, 2014 at 8:58 AM · Tennessee ·
Sending out some GOOD MORNING ❤ LoVe ❤
Coffee-[N.]
A magical substance that turns “Leave Me Alone, or Die” into “Good Morning, Honey”. ❤
 
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Nena G. Sara Inspirations
February 7, 2014 at 3:46 PM ·
COFFEE 👎 (kaw-fee, kof-ee) 1. A magical substance that turns, “leave me alone or die” into “good morning, honey!”
(Fried eggs by Osmerkin)
 
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Dome Cockburn - Gateways
April 26, 2015 at 10:00 PM ·
Coffee, a magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone or die’ into ‘good morning honey’.. We here at dome are experts in this magical substance…...
   
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Sharmon Vargo
May 26, 2015 at 12:10 PM ·
Coffee 👎 - A magical substance that turns, “Leave me alone or die” into “Good morning, Honey.”
 
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Annie Mae
January 9, 2016 at 9:59 AM · Dallas, TX ·
Coffee (n.): a magical substance that turns “leave me alone, or die!” into “good morning people of the world”.
   
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Diane Fanning
April 28, 2016 at 7:09 AM ·
Coffee: A magical substance that turns “Leave me alone or die” into “Good Morning, Honey!”  #seenonateeshirt
 
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Teach Me Studio
February 2, 2017 at 2:26 AM ·
Coffee-magical dark substance that turns “leave me alone” into “good morning,honey”☺️☕️✨✨✨ #coffeetime #teachmestudio #teachmemd #englishcourses #chisinau #morningmotivation #inspirationalquotes
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
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Coffee Society
June 19, 2017 at 9:44 PM ·
A magical substance that turns “Leave me alone or die” into “Good morning, Honey!”
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
   
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Patty Earles Anderson
December 29, 2020 at 8:57 AM ·
☕️☕️COFFEE☕️☕️
A Magical Substance That Turns “LEAVE ME ALONE” Into “Good Morning Sexy Friends”
❤️ 💥 ❤️ 💥 ❤️
   
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Tristan Pineda
September 25, 2021 at 1:33 PM
COFFEE
A dark magical substance that turns
“Leave me alone” to “Good Morning”!
 
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NmNm🐆
@Maram_Ali9521
Coffee:
A dark, magical substance that turns “leave me alone” into “good morning honey”.🤎
5:35 AM · Oct 16, 2021
   
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NannyMeenoy
@NannyMeenoy
Coffee ( noun )
A dark, magical substance that turns
*leave me alone*
into
*good morning, honey*
#UpertureEP85
#uppoompat
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
11:48 PM · Nov 5, 2021
   
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PUCCI Café
@puccicafe
Coffee - A dark, magical substance that turns “leave me alone” into “good morning, honey”.  http://puccicafe.com
#puccicafe #cafepucci #pucci #coffee #cafe #joe
9:00 AM · Nov 29, 2021
   
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Raven Café
@ravencafeph
coffee
[kof-ee] noun
a magical,dark substance that turns “leave me alone” into “good morning, honey.”
Image by Joyce Petras
8:16 AM · Jun 1, 2022
 
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VANADI COFFEE
@CoffeeVanadi
Coffee ☕
A dark magical substance that turns “Leave me alone” into “Good morning, how are you today?”.
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Café ☕
Una oscura sustancia mágica que convierte “Déjame en paz” en “Buenos días, ¿cómo estás hoy?”.
#Vanadi #vanadicoffee #coffee #bowl #açaibowl #comidasaludable
(The English saying is shown on an image.—ed.)
7:48 AM · Jul 5, 2022
 
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ImageAtWork
@imageatwork_
Coffee: the magical elixir that turns “leave me alone” into “good morning!” ☕️😂 
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#imageatwork #coffee #tea #branding #custom #print #promotionalproducts
3:00 AM · Jun 1, 2023
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سعاد ☁️
@SoswYusuf
COFFEE
{KOF EE] NOUN
A necessary, magical substance that turns "leave me alone" into
"good morning, honey"
3:29 AM · Jan 10, 2024

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Stanleys Coffee
@stanleyscoffee1
Coffee: a magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning, honey.
https://stanleyscoffee.com
#coffeelover #coffeeaddict #coffeeislife #coffeetime #coffeebreak #morning
5:03 AM · Jun 7, 2024
 
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
coffee
[kaw-fee] noun
A dark, magical substance that turns
“leave me alone” into “good morning,
people”.
8:03 AM · Jun 15, 2024