Day 2—Monday

The following words or phrases are about Monday:
     
“A case of the Mondays” (school/work saying)
“A Tuesday after a holiday is like a double whammy Monday”
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Ah, Monday. My coffee is strong and my motivation is fictitious”
“Alexa, delete all Mondays”
“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Monday”
“Anyone who says ‘good morning’ on a Monday is a sociopath”
“‘Are you okay?’ No bro it’s literally Monday every 5 minutes”
“Be a rebel. Enjoy Monday and find a reason to like it”
“Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays”
“Coffee because it’s Monday”
“Coffee, because Monday happens every week”
“Coffee is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays”
“Coffee is the best Monday motivation”
“Coffee now comes in five sizes: small, medium, large, extra large and Monday morning”
“Coffee should come in four sizes: small, medium, large and Monday”
“Cyber Monday—The one time a year that people look forward to Monday mornings”
“Dear Monday, Go step on a Lego”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday”
“Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re up early, biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary..”
“Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday”
“Don’t tell anyone ‘I hate you’ directly. Say ‘You are the Monday of my life‘“
“Drink your coffee and grab Monday by the beans”
“Employers are most happy on Mondays. Employees are most happy on Fridays”
“Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever”
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend”
“Have a good weekend because Monday will be here in 30 minutes”
“Have a great weekend because Monday will be here in 20 minutes”
“Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday”
“Hello, Monday, you bastard”
“How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?”/“Tell her a joke on Friday.”
“How the days feel: Mooooooonday Tueeeeeesday Weednesday Thuursday Friday Strdy S”
“How to say I hate you in a nice way? ‘You are the Monday of my life‘“
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I can hear Monday morning already whispering ‘Go fuck yourself’ into my ear”
“I don’t hate you, but you are the Monday of my life”
“I don’t like Monday morning people. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people”
“I don’t like Monday mornings, or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
“I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m a professional now… I dislike the whole week”
“I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week”
“I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago”
“I swear it was Friday like 2 seconds ago”
“I’ve decided to dress as a different bread every day next week. Roll on Monday”
“I’ve got the same Easter plans as Jesus. Disappear on Friday, show up on Monday”
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays”
“If Monday had a face, I would punch it”
“If Monday were shoes, they’d be Crocs”
“If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs”
“It’s Friday, time to go make stories for Monday”
“It’s Monday and I’m off like a herd of turtles”
“It’s Monday and we’re off like a herd of turtles”
“It’s Monday. Don’t forget to be awesome”
“It’s Monday: Get up. Drink coffee. Be happy. Do great things. Stay positive”
“It’s Monday, grab a strong cup of coffee and let the BS commence”
“It’s Monday, grab a strong cup of coffee and let the bullshit begin”
“It’s Monday. Grab some coffee and be awesome”
“It’s Monday morning and I’m off like a herd of turtles”
“It’s Monday, teachers. Put on your capes”
“It’s Monday, wine a little”
“It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long, I thought it was Wednesday!”
“January is the Monday of the year”
“January (n.) A giant Monday”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday”
“Keep calm and pretend that tomorrow is not Monday” (Sunday saying)
“King Henry Died Monday Drinking Chocolate Milk” (metric mnemonic)
“Less Monday, more summer”
“May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short”
“May your coffee kick in before Monday does”
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker free!”
“May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!”
“Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you, either”
“Me every Monday: ok let’s try this again”
“Meet a new Monday and remember that happiness is a choice”
“Monday after Super Bowl should be a national holiday”
“Monday: Here we f**king go again. Tuesday: Hate it here. Wednesday: How TF is it only Wednesday…”
“Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!”
“Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done!”
“Monday is a state of mind. Put your positive pants on and get stuff done!”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life”
“Monday is for people with a mission”
“Monday is just Taco Tuesday Eve”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems”
“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week—my 7th favorite”
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes”
“Monday. Let’s go and grab it by the coffee beans”
“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly”
“Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can’t fix”
“Monday plan: Drink coffee, Be awesome, Ignore negativity”
“Monday should be optional”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“Monday without coffee is like something without something”
“Monday. You. Bastard.”
“Monday? You mean Taco Tuesday Eve!”
“Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks”
“Mondays are for fresh starts”
“Mondays are for people with a mission”
“Mondays are my favorite day to question all my life decisions”
“Mondays are now ‘Taco Tuesday Eve’ until further notice”
“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life”
“Mondays aren’t so bad. It’s your job that sucks”
“Mondays should be given a restraining order”
“Mondays suck so hard, they should work in porn”
“Mondays: The only day you can wear the exact same outfit as yesterday without anyone knowing”
“Never trust anyone who smiles on a Monday”
“No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday”
“Nope. Not feelin’ this whole Monday thing”
“Not feelin’ this whole Monday thing”
“Not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday”
“On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks”
“On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins”
“Remember, Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks”
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Caffeine”
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee”
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I’m bad at poetry. Coffee”
“Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. Coffee”
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Mondays are hard. I need coffee”
“Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday”
“Shortest horror story: Monday”
“Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in”
“Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee”
“Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure. Monday morning coffee is about necessity”
“Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure, whereas Monday morning coffee is about necessity”
“Sunday night is just pure panic about Monday morning”
“Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread”
“Taco Tuesday Eve is why Mondays are great!”
“Tea is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays”
“Thank God it’s Monday…said no one ever”
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“The five stages of Monday; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine”
“The only people who love Mondays are the ones who date their colleagues”
“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays”
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday”
“This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed”
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you are amazing and you can handle anything”
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you are powerful beyond measure…”
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at you this week”
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you”
“This Monday is sponsored by coffee”
“Today’s Monday is sponsored by coffee”
“Too much Monday, not enough coffee”
“Tuesday is just Monday’s evil twin”
“Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister”
“Tuesday is just second Monday”
“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday”
“Ugh…January. The whole month is just a giant Monday”
“Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday”
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
“What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?”/“Retired.”
“What follows two days of rain in Oregon? Monday!” (joke)
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day”
“Whoever love Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate”
“Whoever loves Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?”
“Win on Sunday, sell on Monday” (auto racing adage)
“With enough coffee, even a Monday looks good”
“With this coffee and many, many refills…I shall overcome Monday”
“You are the Monday of my life”
“You know what rhymes with Monday? Coffee”
Black Monday; Black Tuesday; Black Thursday; Black Friday (Wall Street stock declines)
Black Monday (head coach firing day after NFL regular season)
Blue Monday (third Monday in January)
First Monday Trade Days (Horse Monday; Dog Monday)
Macaroni Monday
Margarita Monday
Meatless Monday
Merger Monday
Messed-up Monday
Mojito Monday
Monday Morning Quarterback
Moonshine Monday
Move It Monday
Pre-Monday (Sunday nickname)
Smonday (Sunday + Monday)