“If Monday had a face, I would punch it” (or “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it” or “Punch Monday in the face”) is a saying about Monday—the usual start of the work week—that has been printed on many images. “I wanna punch Monday in the face” was posted on Twitter on July 14, 2008. “I’m still in a ‘I want to punch Monday in the face’ mood” was posted on Twitter on January 11, 2009,
   
“If Monday had a face I’d uppercut it right in the mouth” was posted on Twitter on July 27, 2009. “If monday had a face i would punch it” was posted on Twitter on August 10, 2009.
 
“If Friday had a face, I would kiss it” is a related saying.
   
     
Twitter
Michelle Glavan‏
@Leggyblonde
I wanna punch Monday in the face.
1:16 PM - 14 Jul 2008
 
Twitter
Warwick‏
@WarWraith
Replying to @kahlerisms
@kahlerisms I’m still in a “I want to punch Monday in the face” mood.
6:22 PM - 11 Jan 2009
 
Twitter
Tyler McIntyre‏
@hamburgers
I wish I could punch monday in the face
7:33 AM - 12 Jan 2009
 
Twitter
BJ Kraska‏
@bjkraska
If Monday had a face I’d uppercut it right in the mouth.
3:08 PM - 27 Jul 2009
 
Twitter
J‏
@Jasmin_M
If monday had a face.. I’d slap it..
8:35 AM - 3 Aug 2009
 
Twitter
Dre‏
@Anakalia259
RT @YasmineBee: if monday had a face i would punch it.
9:27 AM - 10 Aug 2009
 
Twitter
Hank‏
@amber_hank
Monday & Tuesday have no relation.  Not even distant cousins.  My Tuesday has been so good to me!  If Monday had a face, I’d punch it…..
4:59 PM - 10 Nov 2009
 
Twitter
Red Bull‏
@redbull
Punch Monday in the face and see what Friday’s up to.
8:00 AM - 30 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
4:31 PM - 1 Jul 2013
 
YouTube
Punch Monday in the Face Video - Ryan Eller
Ryan Eller
Published on Dec 2, 2013
People complain about Monday, but not us. Ryan Eller is wanting to start a revolution. We are going to Punch Monday in the Face. We are going to wake up early and hustle towards our dreams. We are going to tackle our work with ferocity. We are going to be encouraging and kind. We are going to set the tone of success at our work and in our family. We are going to Punch Monday in The Face.
 
Google Books
Scum Valley
By Matthew Ellks
Published by author
2014
Pg. 304:
“Fuck, Ozzie. If Monday had a face I’d punch it!”
 
Joke All You Can
FRIDAY, JULY 25, 2014
if Monday had a face. I would punch it
 
askIDEAS
IF MONDAY HAD A FACE, I WOULD PUNCH IT
Published on October 27, 2015, under Images
 
Quote Sigma
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10. If Monday had a face, I’d punch it
   
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“If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”
       
24 September 2016, The Advertiser (Adelaide, Australia), “The Last Word” by Marty Smith, pg. 50:
Overheard: “If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”
 
This Happy Messy Life
PUNCH MONDAY IN THE FACE
January 2, 2017
New Years Resolution 10 years ago:
Do something everyday that scares me.