A retirement riddle has been printed on several images:
Q: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
A: Retired.
The saying was posted on Twitter on September 20, 2014.
Twitter
RudeNCrude
@rudencrude
@luvzgambit Happy Monday? Who’s happy on a Monday unless you’re retired or rich?
6:12 AM - 25 Jan 2010
Twitter
Kushagr Agarwal
@kushagragarwal
What do you call someone who is happy on a Monday ..... Retired
#OfficeOffice
11:11 PM - 30 Sep 2014
Twitter
Eva Willis
@EvaTwits
What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
Retired.
5:23 PM - 18 Sep 2016
Twitter
MaroneyAutos
@MaroneyAutos
Q. What do you call a person who is happy on Monday morning?
A. Retired http://fb.me/1pjI9kySF
5:48 AM - 3 Oct 2016
Twitter
Alan S Harrell
@ashtexas
What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? . . . Retired.
7:16 AM - 3 Oct 2016
Me.Me
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO IS HAPPY ON MONDAY? RETIRED MEME
MEMES MONDAYS HAPPY MONDAY HAPPINESS 🤖 PERSONAL WHO PERSONALITY WHAT DO YOU PERSONABLE ONS RETIREMENT RETIRED
FOUND @ 1116 LIKES ON 2016-11-07 18:41:23 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
14 May 2017, Sunday Independent (Dublin, Ireland) “I don’t like Mondays, but I know why” by Eleanor Goggin, pg. 4:
The question goes; “What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?” And the answer is, “Retired”. And that was the situation with me until recently.
The Jackson County Times-Journal (Jackson, OH)
Round the Town with Karen Wyant
Jun 12, 2017
(...)
What do you call person who is happy on Monday? Retired!
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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