A popular mock break-up letter to Monday has been printed on many images:
 
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
 
“Dear Monday, we’re through. It’s not me, it’s you. I’m seeing someone else. Her name’s Friday” was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2009. “Dear Monday: I wanna break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry. It’s not me—it’s you!” was posted on Twitter on July 5, 2010.
   
   
Twitter
Brewerkz‏
@BrewerkzSG
HAHA!! RT @danielchant: Dear Monday, we’re through. It’s not me, it’s you. I’m seeing someone else. Her name’s Friday.
4:26 AM - 9 Nov 2009
 
Twitter
uǝןɐʞ‏
@lunanola
RT @bengalkatlady: dear monday we need to break up, i’m seeing tuesday & dreamin of friday. im sorry, it’s not u it’s me
1:51 AM - 6 Apr 2010
 
Twitter
E.‏
@edwnmndz
Dear Monday: I wanna break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry. It’s not me—it’s you!
9:14 AM - 5 Jul 2010
 
Maiko Nagao
14 July 2013
Dear Monday, I want to break up…
Dear Monday,
I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
Sincerely, It’s not me it’s you.
 
GoodMorningQuote.com
24 Inspirational Monday Quotes To Start Happy
November 23, 2014 by Good Morning Quote
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15. Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.
Our relationships with Monday are not as good as our relationship with the weekend.
   
Twitter
Ben Phillips‏
@BenPhillipsUK
Dear Monday I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely. It’s not me… Its you.
2:45 AM - 11 May 2015 from Bridgend, Wales
 
Google Books
I DID IT!:
Acquire Skills to Change Your Life and Body
By Salam S. Hachem, RD NCSF AFAA
Bloomington, IN: Balboa Press
2016
Pg. ?:
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday, Sincerely, it’s not me; it’s you.”
 
Sizzle
DEAR MONDAY I WANT TO BREAK UP I’M SEEING TUESDAY AND DREAMING ABOUT FRIDAY SINCERELY IT’S NOT ME ITS YOU YES YOU CUNT MEME
FRIDAY MONDAYS UPS BREAK CUNT SINCERELY MONDAY GIRL MEMES DREAMS BREAK UP YES IMS DREAMING SEEING BREAKING UP ITS YOU ITS NOT ME ITS YOU YES-YOU CUNTES NOT ME TUESDAYS
FOUND @ 740 LIKES ON 2016-07-08 14:26:53 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM
 
Sizzle
DEAR MONDAY I WANT TO BREAKUP I’M SEEING TUESDAY AND DREAMING ABOUT FRIDAY SINCERELY IT’S NOT ME IT’S YOU MEME
FRIDAY MEMES MONDAYS SINCERELY MONDAY DREAMS 🤖 WANTED DREAM DEARS IMS DEAR TUESDAY DREAMING SEEING BREAKUP ITS NOT ME ITS YOU NOT ME TUESDAYS
FOUND @ 6 LIKES ON 2016-11-02 22:17:43 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: FACEBOOK