“Don’t trust people that do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers”
"Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers" is a classic joke about acupuncture. The joke was posted on the website "Pun of the Day" on October 28,…
“Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression…”
"Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity" is a jocular expression that has…
“Don’t use the weekend as an excuse to give up on your goals”
"Don't use the weekend as an excuse to give up on your goals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying could refer to diet goals, fitness goals and professional…
“Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Don't wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. TwitterRyan…
“Don’t waste a moment of your life trying to be normal”
"Don't waste a moment of your life trying to be normal" is a one-line motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Never waste a moment trying to be normal or…
“Don’t worry if the horse is blind, just load the wagon”
Oakland Raiders football coach John Madden inspired his team just before the 1977 Super Bowl with: "Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon." Madden meant to say…
“Don’t worry if you’ve forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it’s fine”
"The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is... you know what? Never mind. It's FINE" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke is a variation on the popular meme…
“Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job”
"Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents' job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents…
“Don’t be mad at lazy people. They didn’t do anything”
"Why we hate lazy people? they are not doing anything anyway" is a question that was asked on Twitter by DearDiary on June 4, 2019. "Why is everyone mad at lazy people? They’re not…
“Don’t pick a job with great vacation time. Pick one that doesn’t need escaping from”
"Don’t pick a job with great vacation time. Pick one that doesn’t need escaping from" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Rather than counting down the days to…
“Don’t promise when you’re happy, don’t reply when you’re angry, don’t decide when sad”
"Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry. Don't decide when you're sad" are some rules of advice that have been printed on many…
“Don’t resist chances. Take them like vitamins”
"Don’t resist chances. Take them like vitamins" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- the start of a longer paragraph -- was a Nike advertisement…
“Done is better than perfect”
"Done is better than perfect" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular at Facebook and is often credited to Facebook executive Sheryl Sandberg.…
“Done with dating sites. I’m now focusing on pizza delivery guys because at least I know they have a job, a car, and pizza”
A joke about dating was posted on X/Twitter by 〰 Just Linda 〰 on April 9, 2017, and this received over 2,000 likes: "Done with dating sites. I'm now focusing on pizza delivery guys…
“Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will”
"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying was on the Truth Is Crying blog on August 18, 2008: "Have…
“Dream big, hustle hard, but always make time for a coffee break”
“Dream big, hustle hard, but always make time for a coffee break and Satu Siep 💭☕️" was posted on Facebook by Satu Siep on September 13, 2024. "Dream big, hustle hard, but always…
“Dream big, work hard and make it happen”
"Dream big, work hard and make it happen" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. “Dream big and work hard" was published in a 2000 book. "He struck me…
“Dreams don’t work unless you do”
"Dreams don't work unless you do" is a popular motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1998 and is of unknown…
“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” (employment adage)
"Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have" is a popular employment adage, given to people looking for a job or hoping for a promotion from a present job. John T. Molloy's…
“Drink water & mind your business today”
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…