“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…
“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your pet”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…
“You should get an employee discount for using self-checkout in a store”
"You should get an employee discount for using self-checkout in a store" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If I use self checkout at home depot shouldn't I…
“You should never sacrifice three things: your family, your heart, or your dignity”
"You should never sacrifice three things: your family, your heart, or your dignity" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. ”You should never sacrifice three…
“You should’ve been at the manicure world championships. What a nail-biting finish”
"Nail-biting" means something that causes anxiety or suspense. This doesn't usually involve actual nail biting, but there are manicure joke. "Just been at the manicure would…
“You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“You want me to go to a meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“You want me to make friends? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success & endowed with the seeds of greatness”
"Man was designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and endowed with the seeds of greatness" (also "You are/were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and…
“You will be happier if you will give people a bit of your heart rather than a piece of your mind”
"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "You will be happier if…
“You will find the key to success under the alarm clock”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 31 August 1926, News-Democrat (Belleville, IL), pg. 8, col. 8:Note to "Discouraged": You will find the key to success under the alarm clock. 15 October 1926,…
“You will never always be motivated. You have to learn to be disciplined”
"You will never always be motivated. You have to learn to be disciplined" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one can't always be…
“You work for your money. The government prints it out of thin air. This devalues your money…”
The futility of working in America under an unfair system of government was posted on X/Twitter by Sal the Agorist on September 22, 2021: "You work for your money. The govt prints it out of…
“You wouldn’t worry about what people may think of you if you could know how seldom they do”
"You wouldn't worry about what people may think of you if you could know how seldom they do" is a popular quotation that has been credited to many people. Eleanor Roosevelt…
“You’d be amazed at how many times I fucked around without finding a single thing out”
"Fuck around and find out" (FAFO) is a popular saying. If someone messes around with the speaker, then that person will fin out the consequences. "You'd be amazed at how many…
“You’ll have a whole eternity to think inside the box”
Businesses sometimes encourage people to "think outside the box" (think unconventionally) to find solutions. "You'll have a whole eternity to think inside the box" is a…
“You’ll never leave where you are until you decide where you’d rather be”
"You'll never leave where you are until you decide where you'd rather be" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. Mike Murdock, American televangelist and pastor of…
“You’re going to shit yourself when I tell you the price” (joke)
A popular joke has a woman look over something expensive (usually, but not always, a car). She touches it and farts. "Can I help you?" a salesman asks. The woman, hoping that he…
“You’re killing yourself for a job that would replace you within a week if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself”
"You're killing yourself for a job that would replace you within a week if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means…
“You’re too blessed to be stressed”
(I'm/You're) Too blessed to be stressed" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Too Blessed to be Stressed" has been cited in print since at least 1993. 25…