"The early bird catches the worm" is a proverb dating from at least the 17th century; it means that whoever does something first has the best chance of success. However, the person who…
"The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. A stereotype is that the chief executive officers of…
"And the sign said 'Long-haired freaky people need not apply'" is from the song "Signs" (1971) by the Canadian rock group Five Man Electrical Band. However, in 2021…
A popular engineering joke is: The optimist sees a glass that's half full.The pessimist sees a glass that's half empty.An engineer sees a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be!…
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but…
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives hope to many people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but…
"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Seen on a button...Just because…
"You really get 4/5 hours after work before you have to prepare for bed, to go to work again... feels scam 😭" was posted on Facebook by Adult Problems on August 10, 2022.…
"The fact that you aren't where you want to be should be enough motivation" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "The fact that you aren’t where you…
American author and organizational consultant Warren Bennis (1925-2014) said, as quoted in The Millionaire's Book of Quotations (1991) by Mark Fisher: "The factory of the future will have…
"The feel of the wheel seals the deal" is a selling technique rhyme used in the car industry. Once a customer gets a "feel of the wheel" -- in a test drive, or taking the car…
The dread of going back to work can spoil a day off. A work saying was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on January 18, 2018: "The feeling of not having to work tomorrow is better than the…
Secondhand smoke as nothing to do with the hands of a clock, but there are jokes. "Did you hear about the fire at the clock factory? Nobody died but several people suffered from second hand…
"The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many ecards and posters. "The first five days after the #weekend are…
"The first generation builds the business, the second makes it a success, and the third wrecks it" is another version of the old saying: "It is only but three generations from…
"The early bird catches the worm" is a proverb dating from at least the 17th century, and advising that the successful person gets there first. "The first man gets the oyster; the…
"The first million people to send me $1.00 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a millionaire using Facebook" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The…
Business author Robert Heller coined a popular management saying (later named "Heller's Law") with the subtitle of his book, The Great Executive Dream: The first myth of management…
"The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is... you know what? Never mind. It's FINE" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke is a variation on the popular meme…
"Don't become the second victim" has been called the first rule of rescuing. The rescuer shouldn't risk his or her life in the rescue. "Don't become the second…