“Promiscuous girls are like Walmart…” (NSFW joke)
Walmart stores are often open 24 hours a day. “Sluts are like Walmart.Everybody makes fun of them,but at 4am when ur inside of 1,ur like ‘I’m kinda glad these are around’(Joke from show)” was posted on Twitter by NoraJane on March 29, 2013.
The joke is from American stand-up comedian Mark Normand, who said on the television show Conan on July 16, 2014: “Promiscuous girls are like Walmart. Everybody makes fun of them. Everybody talks down to them. But when you’re inside one at four in the morning you’re like, ‘Man, I’m glad these are around.’”
A riddle form is sometimes used. “What do Walmart and whores have in common?... Everyone makes fun of em until you’re in one at 4am and then you’re glad they’re around” was posted on Twitter by Uncle Pete on March 1, 2019. “What do whores and Walmart have in common? We all make fun of them, but when we’re inside one at 4am we’re glad they’re around” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 7, 2020.
Wikipedia: Walmart
Walmart Inc. ( /ˈwɔːlmɑːrt/; formerly Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.) is an American multinational retail corporation that operates a chain of hypermarkets, discount department stores, and grocery stores, headquartered in Bentonville, Arkansas. The company was founded by Sam Walton in 1962 and incorporated on October 31, 1969. It also owns and operates Sam’s Club retail warehouses.
Wikipedia: Mark Normand
Mark Normand is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He began performing stand-up in his hometown New Orleans in 2006. He has performed across the United States and abroad and has appeared on Conan, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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NoraJane
@Ogres_norajane
Sluts are like Walmart.Everybody makes fun of them,but at 4am when ur inside of 1,ur like “I’m kinda glad these are around”(Joke from show)
11:29 PM · Mar 29, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Bri Bay Bay
@BamaBri_22
Whores are like Walmart, everyone makes fun of them but when you’re inside of one at 4am, you’re like, I’m glad they’re around #OMG #sofunny
9:27 PM · Nov 6, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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olivia
@oliviacarolyn_
“sluts are like walmart, everyone makes fun of em but when youre inside one at 4am youre glad theyre around” #ucfhc #comedyknight
9:29 PM · Nov 6, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Chanel
@ChanelJ_05
“promiscuous girls are like Walmart you make fun of them&you talk down to them but once you’re inside them at 4am you’re glad they’re around
9:30 PM · Nov 6, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Brandon
@jclutchington
“Promiscuous girls are like Walmart. Everyone makes fun of ‘em but when you’re inside 1 at 4AM, you’re like man, I’m glad these are around.”
4:43 PM · Mar 16, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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HERBAN LEGEND
@LoudPacquiao_
Promiscuous girls are like Walmart. Everyone makes fun of them an talks down on them. But when your in them at 4am. Your glad they’re around
5:43 PM · May 13, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
YouTube
Mark Normand Stand-Up 07/16/14
Jul 17, 2014
Team Coco
4:30
“Promiscuous girls are like Walmart. Everybody makes fun of them. Everybody talks down to them. But when you’re inside one at four in the morning you’re like, ‘Man, I’m glad these are around.’”
The Laugh Button
Mark Normand on Conan, “Promiscuous girls are like Walmart”
July 17, 2014 Olivia Cathcart Conan, Mark Normand, Stand-Up
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Qual
@SirQualington
Promiscuous girls are like Walmart…when you’re inside one at 4 in the morning you’re like, Damn! I’m glad these are around! -Mark Normand
3:42 AM · Jul 19, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Daniel Zukich
@DanielZukich
Sluts are like Walmart, we always bitch about them but when you’re inside one at 4am you’re glad they’re around.
9:17 PM · Oct 29, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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WuTang
@DiNgBoOm
Promiscuous girls are like Walmart. Everyone talks shit about them but when you find yourself in one @ 4am, you’re glad they’re around.
8:10 PM · Jan 9, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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A very dissapointing salad
@DrummZack
Prostitutes are a lot like Walmart. You’re like wow these things are gross but when you’re in one at 4am you’re like I’m glad there around
8:42 PM · Oct 20, 2016 from Newark, OH·Twitter for iPhone
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Uncle Pete
@ParkerHammons95
What do Walmart and whores have in common?... Everyone makes fun of em until you’re in one at 4am and then you’re glad they’re around.
1:48 PM · Mar 1, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Low Life Munoz 🤙🏼
@AnthonyMunoz20
Hoes are like Walmart, everyone picks and makes fun of them. But when you’re inside one at 4am you’re glad they’re around..
5:12 PM · Apr 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/thefickelfreckel June 7, 2020
What do whores and Walmart have in common?
We all make fun of them, but when we’re inside one at 4am we’re glad they’re around.
COMMENTS
CMoy1980
This is a Mark Normand standup bit.