“Take a drug test? I know all about drugs!”
A drug test doesn't test one's knowledge about drugs. A joke is: EMPLOYER: You will have to take a drug test to work here.EMPLOYEE: Great! I know all about drugs! "I had a job…
“Take care of you because if you died today, your job will be posted online before your obituary”
"Take care of you because if you died today, your job will be posted online before your obituary" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Take care of you; because if you…
“Take risks: If you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise”
"Take risks: If you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“Take this job and shove it”
"Take This Job and Shove It" is a 1977 song by David Allen Coe that was popularly performed by Johnny Paycheck (1938-2003). The saying became a national popular catchphrase and spawned…
“Take to the Water” (NY Waterway)
Ny Waterway operates a ferry service. Ferries used to be commonplace before our bridges, but now ferries are back, freeing Manhattan from having more cars. "Take to the water" is a slogan…
“Taking care of business” (TCB)
"Take/Taking care of business" is an old term that dates to at least the 1900s. The rock group Bachman-Turner-Overdrive (BTO) popularized the saying with their 1973 hit song,…
“Talent recognizes talent”
"Talent recognizes talent" is a saying used in sports, entertainment and other business enterprises. A good basketball player, for example, will recognize another good basketball player…
“Talk dirty to telenarketers. They will hang up faster than you”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterFollow@GirlsTextMsgs@ohgirlswordsTalk Dirty to Telemarketers.They will hang up faster thanyou.10:10 PM · Mar 26, 2012·Mobile Web TwitterGlen Cubitt@glenyboyTalk…
“Talk is cheap because the supply always exceeds the demand”
"Talk is cheap" is an old saying. One reason frequently given for talk being cheap is that the supply greatly exceeds the demand. (That is, people want less talk and more action.)…
“Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place…”
Many people believe that tattoos make a person unemployable. This was posted on Twitter by "banana belt betty" on August 27, 2019: "Tattoos should actually make you more employable…
“Taxidemists. They know their stuff”
A taxidermist stuffs animals. "Blessed are the taxidermists, for they shall know their stuff" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.christian on July 21, 2002. "Taxidermists…
“Taxidermists really know their stuff”
A taxidermist stuffs animals. "Blessed are the taxidermists, for they shall know their stuff" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.christian on July 21, 2002. "Taxidermists…
“Teach a manta fish…” (joke)
A popular proverb is: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.” "Teach a manta (ray) fish..." is an obvious joke.…
“Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers.
“Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself”
"Teamwork means never having to take all the blame (yourself)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and posters. The saying has…
“Teamwork: Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else’s incompetence”
"Teamwork: Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence" is a jocular saying that has been printed on may images. Strange BeaverMotivational…
“Teamwork: Simply stated, it is less me and more we”
"Teamwork: Simply stated, it is less me and more we" is a teamwork saying that has been printed on many images. The following teamwork saying has been cited in print since at least 1992:…
“Technically, anyone who works in an office is an officer”
Office workers are not called "officers," but there are jokes. "One who waits tables is a waiter. One who practices law is a Lawer. So one who works in an office is...an…
“Technically, origami is a kind of woodworking”
Origami is the art of paper folding. A one-line saying was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on December 10, 2019: "Technically, origami is a kind of woodworking." "Origami is the…
“Technology is great…when it works”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google Groups: alt.lifestyle.furryModern technology is great when it works!Christopher/Tyger Cowboy 1/20/99Well I thought I had the html problem fixed before :) Many…