“Taxidemists. They know their stuff”
A taxidermist stuffs animals. "Blessed are the taxidermists, for they shall know their stuff" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.christian on July 21, 2002. "Taxidermists…
A taxidermist stuffs animals. "Blessed are the taxidermists, for they shall know their stuff" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.christian on July 21, 2002. "Taxidermists…
A taxidermist stuffs animals. "Blessed are the taxidermists, for they shall know their stuff" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.christian on July 21, 2002. "Taxidermists…
A popular proverb is: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.” "Teach a manta (ray) fish..." is an obvious joke.…
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers.
"Teamwork means never having to take all the blame (yourself)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and posters. The saying has…
"Teamwork: Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence" is a jocular saying that has been printed on may images. Strange BeaverMotivational…
"Teamwork: Simply stated, it is less me and more we" is a teamwork saying that has been printed on many images. The following teamwork saying has been cited in print since at least 1992:…
Office workers are not called "officers," but there are jokes. "One who waits tables is a waiter. One who practices law is a Lawer. So one who works in an office is...an…
Origami is the art of paper folding. A one-line saying was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on December 10, 2019: "Technically, origami is a kind of woodworking." "Origami is the…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google Groups: alt.lifestyle.furryModern technology is great when it works!Christopher/Tyger Cowboy 1/20/99Well I thought I had the html problem fixed before :) Many…
"Telephone poles are just trees that got a job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Telephone polls are trees that got a job" was posted on Reddit --…
"Aisle weight" is a pun on "I'll wait." "Name a worse pun than this. Aisle Weight" was posted on Twitter by David Norris on September 29, 2016. "Can anyone…
"Tell someone you love them today. Because tomorrow is not promised" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell someone you love them today..tomorrow is not…
"And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free" is from John 8:32 of the New Testament. However, telling the absolute truth in the workplace is not always the best idea to…
"Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Temper gets you into trouble and pride keeps you there.…
"Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Temper gets you into trouble and pride keeps you there.…
Drinking on the job is no joke, but this was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 2, 2020: "Ten years ago, I swore I would give up drinking whilst I'm at work. I haven't touched a…
"TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING. PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER" is a funny sign. The sign was posted on Facebook by Spare Change on March 27, 2019. Facebook…
"Test that assumption at your earliest convenience" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is considered a polite way of saying "fuck around and find…
"Thank god it‘s friday. Only 40 more years of working" was posted on Twitter by Julicorn on February 1, 2019. That is, the speaker might have Saturday and Sunday off from work, but…