“Starve your distractions. Feed your focus”
"Starve your distractions. Feed your focus" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is of unknown authorship. "Starve your distractions, feed your…
“Statisticians love large sample sizes. As they say, the n’s justify the means”
The proverb "the ends justify the means" sometimes is told in the statistics joke "the Ns justify the means." "When do the ns justify the means? Clinical biostatistics gone…
“Statistics are like ladies of the night. Once you get them down, you can do anything with them”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 16 October 1984, The Times of India (New Delhi), "Current Topics, pg. 6, col. 2:MARK TWAIN once remarked that statistics are like ladies of the night. You can bend…
“Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like i’m in for a wild December”
"Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like i'm in for a wild December" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke means that a person needs…
“Stay alert. Don’t get hurt” (safety slogan)
"Be/Stay alert. Don't get hurt" is a safety message that has been printed on many images. "Be Alert, Don't get hurt" was in a safety poem by S. E. Kiser published in…
“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution”
"Negative people always have a problem for every solution" (or "Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Stay positive, work hard and make it happen”
"Stay positive, work hard and make it happen" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Semester almost over. Stay Positive. Work Hard. Make it Happen.…
“Stick to your knitting” (business adage)
"Stick to your knitting" means that one should concentrate (especially in business) on what one does best. The American saying "stick to your knitting" has been cited in print…
“Stop animal testing! They get really nervous and give the wrong answers”
"Tests conducted on animals" is not the same as "animals taking tests," but there are jokes. "STOP ANIMAL TESTING -- They get all nervous and give the wrong answers"…
“Stop blaming yourself and others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture”
"Stop blaming yourself and/or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "stop blaming others for the bad things that…
“Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets”
"Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Illumi on…
“Stop blaming yourself or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture”
"Stop blaming yourself and/or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "stop blaming others for the bad things that…
“Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment….” (Halloween joke)
"Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly." is a Halloween joke that…
“Stop worrying about what other people think. I mean, have you seen other people? They’re awful”
"Stop worrying about what other people think. I mean, have you seen other people? They're awful" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people overly worry about what…
“Strength: A river cuts through a rock not because of its power, but its persistence”
"Strength: A river cuts through a rock not because of its power, but because of its persistence" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited…
“Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit”
"Stress doesn't really go with my outfit" is a one-line saying about stress that has been printed on many images. "Stress doesn't go with my outfit: was posted on Twitter…
“Stress is caused by giving a fuck”
"Stress is caused by giving a fuck" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Conflict and stress is caused by giving a fuck and can be relieved by not giving a…
“Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet”
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet" is a jocular one-line saying about stress that has been printed on several images. "Stress…
“Stressed, blessed and coffee obsessed”
"Stressed, blessed and coffee obsessed is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 18, 2015. “Stressed, well-dressed and coffee…
“Stressed, well-dressed and coffee obsessed”
"Stressed, well-dressed and coffee obsessed" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 9, 2014. “Stressed, blessed and coffee…