“Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be”
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“Some people dream of success; others stay awake and achieve it”
"Some people dream of success; others stay awake and achieve it" (also, "Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it" or "Some people dream of…
“Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July, but not fire. Fire works”
"Fireworks" shouldn't be confused with "fire works," but there are jokes. "I'm excited for the 4th of July, one of the only days of the year we all get the day…
“Some people grin and bear it; others smile and change it”
"Some people grin and bear it; others smile and change it" is a frequently cited approach to work and to life. "Better smile and change it, than grin and bear it" has been cited…
“Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair”
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair" is a jocular saying about getting along with others (such as co-workers) that has been printed on many images. "You…
“Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt”
"Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt" is a popular joke about etiquette. "When you pay a compliment, always take a receipt" was cited in Punch's…
“Some people say I have a bad attitude. I say screw them!”
"Some people say I have a bad attitude. I say fuck/screw them!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People say I have a bad attitude... I say F*CK…
“Someday is not a day of the week”
"Someday is not a day of the week" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. If something is schedule to be completed "someday," that often means "never."…
“Someone asked me what my occupation was. I said I was always pre-occupied”
There is a joke with the terms "occupation and "pre-occupied." "Unemployment is good now because i realized i can put 'pre-occupied' on any forms that ask for my…
“Someone should start a rumor of a shortage of jobs so everybody panics and gets one”
The year 2020 saw panic buying of toilet paper. The year 2021 saw panic buying of gasoline. This was posted on Facebook by Michael Wayne Hurst on May 10, 2021: "Someone should start a rumor of…
“Someone stole my broken calculator, but I don’t know why. It just doesn’t add up”
"Add up" means to make a mathematical sum. "Doesn't add up" means that something doesn't make sense. "Someone nicked my broken calculator at work!......it just…
“Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. I’m off to the police station to look at mug shots”
"Someone stole my coffee cup from work on Friday. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The joke was posted…
“Sometimes all you need is a hug from the right person and all your stress will melt away”
"Sometimes all you need is a hug" is an old saying. "Sometimes all you need is a hug from the right person and all your stress will melt away" is an inspirational saying that…
“Sometimes I can’t figure out if I’m in preschool or high school. Oh wait, I’m at work”
"Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm in preschool or high school. Oh wait, I'm at work" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I…
“Sometimes I feel like giving up. Then I remember I have a lot of MFers to prove wrong”
"Don't give up. You've still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong"/"Sometimes I feel like giving up. Then I remember I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove…
“Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means…more laundry”
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel...but that would only make more laundry for me" and "Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means...more…
“Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel…but that would only make more laundry for me”
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel...but that would only make more laundry for me" and "Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means...more…
“Sometimes I use big words I don’t understand so I can sound more photosynthesis”
"Sometimes I use big words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Origin is unknown. "I always use big…
“Sometimes it takes an overwhelming breakdown to have an undeniable breakthrough”
"Sometimes it takes an overwhelming breakdown to have an undeniable breakthrough" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Eddie Robinson told me this at…
“Sometimes it’s not about how good you are, but how bad you want it”
"It's not how good you are. It's how bad you want it" (or "Sometimes it's not about how good you are, but how bad you want it" is a motivational saying that has…