“You cannot be serious!” (John McEnroe)
Tennis player John McEnroe spouted this bit of "Queens-ese" at Wimbledon in 1981. Wikipedia: John McEnroeJohn Patrick McEnroe, Jr. (born February 16, 1959) is a former World No. 1…
“You don’t choose boxing; boxing chooses you”
"You don't choose boxing; boxing chooses you" is a boxing saying of unknown authorship. Boxing, for someone from a poor neighborhood, is sometimes the only profession to choose.…
“You don’t critique a win” (hockey adage)
"You don't critique a win" is a popular hockey adage. The saying means that the players ultimately performed well enough to win the game -- critiquing the mistakes is an overly harsh…
“You don’t lose your job due to injury” (sports adage)
Entry in progress -- B.P. 4 April 1996, Daily Herald (Chicago, IL), "Jackson noncommital on starting power forward: Kukoc or Rodman?" by Kent McDill, Sports, sec. 2, pg. 1, col. 2:In the…
“You don’t need a parachute to skydive” (joke)
"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice" is a jocular line that has been printed on ecards. The line has been cited in print since at least…
“You don’t recruit JuCos to sit on the bench” (college football adage)
"You don't recruit JuCos to sit on the bench" is a popular college football adage. A college player normally has four years of eligibility, but a junior college (JuCo) recruit plays…
“You don’t want to be the coach who follows the legend” (coaching adage)
A saying in sports coaching is that "you don't want to be the coach who follows the legend, you want to follow the coach who follows the legend." The coach who directly follows a…
“You don’t win silver—you lose gold”
Nike, Inc., an athletic apparel company, posted a billboard in Atlanta at the time of the 1996 Summer Olympics: "You Don't Win Silver — You Lose Gold." The advertisement was…
“You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps”
The game of throwing darts is a popular pub recreation. "You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps" was cited in the book Darts (1975), by Ivan L. Brackin and…
“You earn your trophies at practice. You pick them up at competitions”
"You earn your trophies at practice. You pick them up at competitions" is a saying about the importance of practice that has been printed on many images. "Win trophies at…
“You gotta believe!” (“Ya gotta believe!”)
"You gotta believe" (or "Ya gotta believe") was the catchphrase of New York Mets baseball relief pitcher Tug McGraw in 1973. The Mets had come from far behind in a crowded field…
“You gotta love it, baby!” (basketball catchphrase)
"You gotta love it" is often said about something amazing or unusual (or both). In sports, "you gotta love it" originally meant that a player had to love the game or get out.…
“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else”
"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else" is a quotation that has been printed on many posters, with credit usually given to German-born…
“You know people think you are tall AND fat if they ask if you play football instead of basketball”
Tall people frequently get asked if they play basketball. Fat (and tall) people frequently get asked if they play football. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on April 2, 2020: "You…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Beer”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“You know what rhymes with golf? Wine”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“You lift, you lose” (drag racing adage)
"Ypu lift, you lose" is a drag racing adage that has been printed on T-shirts and has been used by many drivers. Drag racing driver Frank Hawley possibly popularized it, although he later…
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” (hockey adage)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" is a famous hockey adage that's usually credited by Wayne Gretzky, a Hall of Fame player. Gretzky said in 1983, "I learned that…
“You need the ball to score” (football adage)
"You need the ball to score" is an old football adage. If one team controls the time of possession, that means less time for the other team to go on offense (and score). Teams with leads…
“You never know what you’ll see when you come to the ballpark” (baseball adage)
"The old adage that 'you never know what you’ll see when you come to the ballpark' is absolutely true," a baseball writer said in 2015. It's not known how old this adage…