“What happened when two vampires had a race?”/“They finished neck and neck.”
A vampire riddle is:
Q: What happened when two vampires had a race?
A: They finished neck and neck.
‘Neck and neck” is an expression meaning that the race result was very close. “what happened at the vampire race? It finished neck and neck” was posted on the newsgroup alt.happy.valley on September 6, 2002.
neck and neck adverb or adjective
: very close (as in a race)
Google Groups: alt.happy.valley
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Magnus Moose
Sep 6, 2002, 2:37:27 PM
what happened at the vampire race?
It finished neck and neck
Google Books
Penguin Pocket Jokes
By David Pickering
London, UK: Penguin Books
2006
Pg. ?:
Who won the vampires’ race?
They finished neck and neck.
21 January 2007, Sunday Telegraph (Surry Hills, NSW), “The Funday Telegraph,” pg. 20:
Who won the vampire race?
They finished neck and neck.
Twitter
Miriam Castro
@mcastroc24
What happened at the vampire olympics? «All the races finished neck and neck» 😛
11:15 AM · Jul 9, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Heidi Volturri
@SeduceMeSweetly
RT @ShockinglyKateD: What happened at the vampires’ race?—————
They finished neck and neck.
3:23 AM · Jul 25, 2011·Echofon
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Halloween Jokes - What happened at the vampires race ? It finished neck and neck !
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Reddit—Horrorland
Posted by u/Horrorland October 18, 2016
Saw a vampire sprint race the other day. It finished neck and neck.
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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
Saw a vampire sprint race the other day. It finished neck and neck.
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What happened when two vampires had a race?
They finished neck and neck