“In Crust We Trust”
Denino's Pizzeria & Tavern on Staten Island has used the slogan "In Crust We Trust." "In pizza we crust" is a similar slogan. CitysearchDenino's Pizzeria Tavern524…
“In every language, we all know what time McDonald’s stops serving breakfast”
McDonald's fast food restaurants have Monday-Friday breakfast hours of 5 a.m.-10:30 a.m. A joke is: "While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald’s…
“In my many years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries”
A jocular rule about relationships is that a woman can eat a man's french fries, but a man cannot eat a woman's french fries. This was posted on X/Twitter (the tweet no longer exists) by…
“In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners”
"In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In need of a road trip that includes…
“In queso emergency, go to your nearest TexMex restaurant”
"In queso emergency, go to your nearest TexMex restaurant" is a jocular saying that was cited on Twitter on November 20, 2012. "I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in…
“In the restaurant: ‘Would you like a table?’ ‘No, a lamp for 5 please.’”
A jocular response to an obvious restaurant question is: WAITER: Would you like a table?A: No, a lamp for 5 please. The joke was posted on Twitter by FUNNY TWEETS on October 7, 2012, and has been…
“In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” (Polish joke)
A Polish (or other ethnicity) joke has a customer ask a store clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?' The customer then erupts,…
“Indian restaurants are naan profit businesses while Vietnamese restaurants are pho profit”
"Your Indian restaurant is naan profit? My Vietnamese is pho profit" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on February 9, 2017. "Naan" sounds like "non" and "pho"…
“Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. I run into chicken wings more often”
"Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid" (or "Instead of a…
“Instead of a condom, I carry a towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding chicken wings…”
"Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding delicious chicken wings are far greater than my chances of getting laid" (or "Instead of a…
“Instead of spending $4 on coffee everyday I can spend $800 on Nespresso pods every two weeks to make it at home”
Some people try to avoid buying coffee at a place like Starbucks every day, and they buy Nespresso pods to save money. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Soup on March 15, 2026, and it received…
“Into a bar Yoda walks” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version with the Star Wars character Yoda is: "Into a bar Yoda walks." The joke…
“Irate Diner: Hey, waiter, there’s an F-L-Y in my alphabet soup!”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Irish food peaked with the McRib”
McRib is a minced pork sandwich with barbecue sauce sold at McDonald's fast food restaurants. It is not Irish food, but there are jokes. "Irish food peaked with the McRib" was posted…
“Is a line outside a Vietnamese restaurant a pho queue?”
What is a line for Vietnamese pho called? "I guess that means that a Vietnamese soup line would be a pho queue" was printed in a 2000 book. A riddle was posted to the newsgroup…
“Is anything okay?” (Jewish restaurant joke)
"Is everything okay?" a waiter often asks the diners at a restaurant table. However, in a Jewish restaurant, the diners complain about everything and the waiter asks, "Is anything…
“Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?”
"Is it just me or does everything cost like we're shopping in an airport now?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Airport shopping is usually very expensive.…
“Is Mike’s Hard Lemonade, Jersey Mike’s, and Mike and Ike’s all the same Mike?”
"Mike" is a common name, used on several food products. "Is Jersey Mike the same Mike that has the hard lemonade?" was posted on X/Twitter by Tyler? on January 24, 2025.…
“It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store…”
"It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Grocery store…
“It only takes one slow-walking person in the supermarket…”
"It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Grocery store…