“Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?”/“Because they cant control their licker.”
"Liquor" shouldn't be confused with "licker," but there are jokes. "Q. Why don't they allow dogs in bars? A. Because most of them can't hold their licker!…
“Why aren’t dogs allowed in pubs?”/“Because they can’t control their licker.”
"Liquor" shouldn't be confused with "licker," but there are jokes. "Q. Why don't they allow dogs in bars? A. Because most of them can't hold their licker!…
“Why can’t Irishmen be lawyers?”/“They can never get past the bar.”
A popular Irish joke is: Q: Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?A: They can never get past the bar. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1999. “An Irishman walks out of a bar” is a…
“Why did Santa’s little helpers sit outside the restaurant?”/“They wanted to eat elfresco.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: Why did Santa's little helpers choose the outside table?A: They wanted to eat elfresco. "Elfresco" (elf + al fresco) is a portmanteau word. The riddle was…
“Why did Sherlock Holmes visit a Mexican restaurant?”/“Because he was looking for a good case idea.”
"Quesadilla" sounds a bit like "case idea," and there is a Sherlock Holmes pun. "Why did Sherlock Holmes go to the Mexican restaurant? He wanted a good case-idea..."…
“Why did the bagel go to the bar?”/“To get toasted.”
A bagel riddle is: Q: Why did the bagel go to the bar?A: To get toasted. The pun is that "toasted" can also mean "drunk." The riddle was posted on Twitter by Jersey Bagels on…
“Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?” (joke)
Drinks that are "on the house" are free, and there's a classic joke: Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. The joke…
“Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?”/“Because he got cold feet”
To "get cold feet" means to be nervous or anxious about an upcoming event. The expression has been used in several cannibal jokes. "When my mate Barry was invited to a cannibal…
“Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?”/“To see the chicken strip.”
Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. "Chicken strips" doesn't mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes. A "chicken strip club"…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is an old joke from the 19th century. The punchline is usually "to get to the other side," but another version is: Q: Why did the chicken…
“Why did the diner send back the rabbit stew?”/“Because it had a hare in it.”
A restaurant riddle is: Q: Why did the diner send back the rabbit stew?A: Because it had a hare in it. A form of the "hare in the rabbit stew" pun was printed in an 1896 newspaper. The…
“Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?”/“He had a big bill.”
A pelican has a large "bill," and this has been the subject of several puns. "Why did the pelican refuse to pay for his meal? His bill was too big" was printed in 1958…
“Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC?”/“To see a chicken strip.”
Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. "Chicken strips" doesn't mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes. A "chicken strip club"…
“Why didn’t people want to go to the German restaurant?”/“It was always too krauted.”
There have been several German restaurant puns on the word "kraut," usually with "krauted" meant to sound like "crowded." "I can't get a seat in this German…
“Why didn’t the server want a job filling salt and pepper shakers?”/“Because it’s seasonal work!”
A food joke involves the terms "seasoning" (salt and pepper, in the joke) and "seasonal work." "Why didn't the server want a job filling salt and pepper shakers?...…
“Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?”/“Because they belong behind bars.”
"Behind bars" usually means prison, but sometimes it means behind a drinking establishment. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on February 16, 2021: Q: Why do bouncers throw…
“Why do Rastafarians avoid Jewish delis?”/“Because they dread lox!”
"Dreadlocks" shouldn't be confused with "dread lox," but there are jokes. "why do rastafarians avoid jewish delis? cuz they dread lox!" was posted on Twitter by…
“Why does McDonald’s not have a steak sandwich on the menu?”/“Because it would be a McSteak.”
McDonald's restaurants served a "Chopped Beefsteak Sandwich" in 1979, but it was discontinued. It was not called "McSteak" (that sounds like "mistake"), but…
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fishburger…”
SeaWorld is an American theme park chain with headquarters in Orlando, Florida. There are several restaurants; the Lakeside Grill sells a crispy fish sandwich. "Why does Sea World have a…
“Why does the cost of everything feel like we are shopping in an airport. Everything is so expensive”
"Is it just me or does everything cost like we're shopping in an airport now?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Airport shopping is usually very expensive.…