“Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable? She was a muscle sprout!”
There are "Brussels sprouts" and no "muscle sprouts," but there are jokes. "What kind of vegetables workout in a gym? Muscle sprouts" was posted on X/Twitter by Dr.…
“Did you hear about the wig shop that got robbed? They’re looking into replacing all the locks”
"My wig shop got broken into last night. I've had to replace all the locks" was posted on Twitter by MR SUPERPIDGE on January 28, 2014. The joke is that "locks" can also…
“Did you hear about the world’s largest pickle? It’s a really big dill!”
"Dill" sounds a bit like "deal." "Q: What did the largest pickle in the jar say to the others? A: I'm kind of a big dill" was posted on Twitter on July 13, 2010.…
“Did you hear my last recital?”/“I hope so.”
A popular joke about tuba players is: Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?"Friend: "I hope so." The joke has been cited in print since at least 1994. Google Groups:…
“Did you hear Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread? It was a Pita Parka”
The comic superhero Spider-Man's secret identity is Peter Parker. To a New Yorker (or Boston resident) who drops "r" letters, this can sound like "Pita Parka." "RT…
“Did you hear that joke about the butter?” (joke)
Butter has this popular pun: Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you. It might spread!! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008. "Did you hear that…
“Did you hear the joke about the banana peel?”/“Sorry, it must have slipped my mind.”
The "slipping on a banana peel joke" has been popular since the 1800s. A different kind of slippage -- slipping one's mind -- has been cited in print since at least December 7, 1011:…
“Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?”/“It was legend dairy.”
A dairy pun is: Q: Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?A: It was legend dairy (legendary). The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on December 27, 2016. Funny…
“Did you hear the story of the boy who spoke to legumes? Jack and the Beans Talk”
The fairy tale of "Jack and the Benstalk" is sometimes punned as "Jack and the Beans Talk." A riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.rabbet on April 23, 2003: Q: How…
“Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion”
"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Did you know 14 muscles…
“Did you know 14 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee? Fitness is my passion”
"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee? Fitness is my passion" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Did you know 14 muscles…
“Did you know about the Japanese sausage demon? The Pepper Oni”
"Pepperoni" (an American variety of salami) has nothing to do with "oni" (a Japanese demon, ogre or troll), but there are jokes. "Pepper Oni - the stripper w/ the heart of…
“Did you know all fishermen are Marxists? Because the sea’s the means of production”
"Seize the means of production" is a Marxist saying. "Sea's the means of production" might be a Marxist fisherman's saying. "Socialism for fishermen: seas the…
“Did you know apples are grown on a mountain? It’s called the Apple-achian”
The Appalachian Mountains aren't made of apples, but people sometimes joke about the "Apple-achian" Mountains. "I wanna climb the highest peak of the #APPLE-achian…
“Did you know Old McDonald’s farm has been taken over by Artificial Intelligence?” (joke)
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm" is a children's song and nursery rhyme. "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!" is the famous first line. There are several computer parodies.…
“Did you know that 10-60 minutes of yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
“Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
“Did you know that 2-3 shots of tequila per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
“Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a damn?”
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
“Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…