“Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a damn?”
“Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?” (or “Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a parody of the “[X] per day can help your heart” news articles. Most of the following variations were probably popularized on images.
“Did you know that 2 or 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk…..of giving a shit about how old you are!” was posted on Twitter by Michelle Briggs on March 27, 2014. “Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit” was posted on Twitter by G on June 3, 2015. “Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit” was posted on Twitter by skylar jo on June 4, 2015. “Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of #wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?” (This is also shown on an image.—ed.) was posted on Twitter by David Voth on August 11, 2015.
“‘Did you know that 3 to 4 bottles of beer per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.’ #quote” was posted on Twitter by S A M on August 11, 2015. “Did you know that 6 to 8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit” was posted on Twitter by Gary cooper on August 14, 2015. “Did you know that drinking 6-8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?” was posted on Twitter by JimBob Johnson on August 26, 2015. “Did you know that 6 to 8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit” was posted on Twitter by Ernie Lamirande on September 1, 2015.
“Did you know that 2-3 shots of tequila per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit ?” was posted on Twitter by FRiDAY on September 3, 2015. “Did you know that 2-3 shots of Tequila per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit” was posted on Twitter by Casamigos on August 18, 2016. “Did you know that a few shots of tequila per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit” was posted on Twitter by Ivan the Terrible on July 11, 2017. “Did you know that 2-3 shots of tequila per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit” was posted on Twitter by Brujeria Ultra Discotheque on January 4, 2020.
“Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a damn” was posted on Twitter by @BL00DG0RE on April 12, 2020. “Did u know that 2-3 Vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?” was posted on Twitter by Eda Çakan on March 6, 2021. “Did you know that 2-3 #Vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit? #alcohol #fuckology” was posted on Twitter by Peg on March 7, 2021. “Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit” was posted on Twitter by Deeyah Joy on March 8, 2021.
“Did you know that 10-60 minutes of Yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?” was posted on Twitter by Agostina Fitness on December 11, 2016. “did you know that 10-60 minutes of yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit??” was posted on Twitter by Meredith Gersten on June 1, 2017. “Did you know that 10-60 mins of yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit? #mondaymantra” was posted on Twitter by Jewelry.Yoga on November 13, 2017. “Did you know that 10-60 minutes of yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?” was posted on Facebook by YogaNess on June 3, 2019. “Did you know? 10-60 mins of yoga a day can reduce your risk of giving a shit…” was posted on Facebook by Yog’Aloha on November 24, 2020.
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Michelle Briggs
@6_shel
Did you know that 2 or 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk…..of giving a shit about how old you are!
11:16 AM · Mar 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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@collegeedrunkk
Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit
1:09 AM · Jun 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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skylar jo
@skylarjophoto
Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.
2:42 PM · Jun 4, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of #wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
5:31 PM · Aug 11, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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S A M
@Sammyjandro
“Did you know that 3 to 4 bottles of beer per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.” #quote
6:30 PM · Aug 11, 2015·Echofon
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Gary cooper
@Mayor_Of_Halls
Did you know that 6 to 8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.
3:46 PM · Aug 14, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Rohit Upadhyay
@AdventureOfBiru
Did you know 2 to 3 cans of beer per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit #justsaying #beer #gyan
10:07 AM · Aug 17, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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cornerbolt
@cornerbolt
Did you know that 2-3 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a s#!t
1:34 PM · Aug 21, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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JimBob Johnson
@JimBobwayz
Did you know that drinking 6-8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
8:26 AM · Aug 26, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Ernie Lamirande
@PokerBrat420
Did you know that 6 to 8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit
12:49 AM · Sep 1, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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FRiDAY
@LiLFridayHOE
Did you know that 2-3 shots of tequila per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit ?
3:22 PM · Sep 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Eater—Dallas
Behold the Menu for Saint Rocco’s, Trinity Groves’ New Italian Charmer
Veal scallopini, spumoni, bellinis, and more red sauce classics.
by Whitney Filloon@whitneyfilloon Sep 10, 2015, 5:34pm CDT
(...)
In addition to an expansive menu of Italian-American favorites, from calamari and chicken parm to rigatoni bolognese, Romano and chef-partner Jay Valley have some words of wisdom for diners. Printed across the top of the wine and cocktail list is this little piece of trivia: “Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit!?” Duly noted, gentlemen.
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Casamigos
@Casamigos
Did you know that 2-3 shots of Tequila per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.
#ThursdayThoughts
3:21 PM · Aug 18, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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Agostina Fitness
@AgostinaFitness
Did you know that 10-60 minutes of Yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
1:40 AM · Dec 11, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Meredith Gersten
@meredithgersten
did you know that 10-60 minutes of yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit??
its true & you can… http://fb.me/2ByIlHEbH
8:24 AM · Jun 1, 2017·Facebook
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Kartik Tomar
@kartooooozzzz
Did you know that 10-60 minutes of yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
#InternationalYogaDay #21stJune #FunFact
12:49 AM · Jun 21, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Ivan the Terrible
@ivan_the_terr
Did you know that a few shots of tequila per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.
12:28 AM · Jul 11, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Jewelry.Yoga
@yogajewelrylove
Did you know that 10-60 mins of yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit? #mondaymantra
7:32 AM · Nov 13, 2017·Buffer
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RK
@HeartEyes4Brady
Did you know 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit #NationalWineDay
6:12 AM · May 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
News Times (Danbury/Norwalk, CT)
‘Toxic’ times at Ridgefield’s Scotland Elementary
Anna Quinn
July 7, 2018 Updated: July 7, 2018 12 a.m.
(...)
Genovese also tagged the literacy coach in another re-posted e-card that read “Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a s—,” Baum said.
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YogaNess
June 3, 2019 ·
Did you know that 10-60 minutes of yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit? …
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Brujeria Ultra Discotheque
@BrujeriaClub
Did you know that 2-3 shots of tequila per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.
2:51 PM · Jan 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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@BL00DG0RE
Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a damn.
1:07 AM · Apr 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Lakz_SpringKaan
@Lakz_Gaobotse
Did you know that 6 to 8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.
11:49 AM · Jul 9, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Yog’Aloha : Yoga with Supreet
November 24, 2020 ·
Did you know? 10-60 mins of yoga a day can reduce your risk of giving a shit…
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Eda Çakan
@pik_eda
Did u know that 2-3 Vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
GIF
12:05 PM · Mar 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Peg
@fluffycakewhore
Did you know that 2-3 #Vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit? #alcohol
#fuckology
6:03 PM · Mar 7, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Deeyah Joy
@chocozoooy22
Did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.
5:25 AM · Mar 8, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Bev Alland
· March 9, 2021 at 1:41 PM ·
Did you know
that 2-3 Vodkas
per day can reduce
your risk of giving
a shit?
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Dark Matter
@unusual_vampire
Did you know that 3-4 vodkas
or 1-2 absint shots per day
can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
1:41 PM · Mar 9, 2021·Twitter Web App
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whassup
@imshy1712
did you know that 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
12:38 PM · Mar 10, 2021·Twitter Web App