“I’m looking for a coffee that pairs well with 3 hours of sleep”
Coffee helps many people stay awake (and perform work tasks) when they didn't get enough sleep. "I'm looking for a coffee that pairs well with 3 hours of sleep" was posted on…
“I’m looking for a girl who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”
"I need to find a woman who loves me for my money, but isn't very good at math" was said by American stand-up comedian Mike Birbiglia and printed in The Morning Call (Allentown, PA)…
“I’m looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee”
"I'm looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee" is a relationship joke that has been printed on many images. "Seeking Tall, Dark, Rich...cup of coffee…
“I’m looking for a woman who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”
"I need to find a woman who loves me for my money, but isn't very good at math" was said by American stand-up comedian Mike Birbiglia and printed in The Morning Call (Allentown, PA)…
“I’m looking for coffee that pairs well with three hours of sleep”
Coffee helps many people stay awake (and perform work tasks) when they didn't get enough sleep. "I'm looking for a coffee that pairs well with 3 hours of sleep" was posted on…
“I’m looking for someone who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterLeftoverCake.com@LeftoverCakeI need a chick who loves me for my money but ain't too good at math.9:24 PM · Jun 9, 2010·Twitter Web Client TwitterKarl A.…
“I’m majoring in pre-rich”
"I'm not broke/poor. I'm pre-rich" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "pre-rich" was entered in the Urban Dictionary on September 19, 2015.…
“I’m man enough to admit that when a place advertises ‘hand scooped ice cream’ I have no idea what the alternatives are”
Many restaurants and ice cream shops offer "hand-scooped" ice cream. This means hard ice cream that is scooped with someone's hand (using an ice cream scoop), as opposed to soft ice…
“I’m never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting shit”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“I’m never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting stuff”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“I’m never sure if I actually have free time or if I’m just forgetting everything I have to do”
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
“I’m nice, but I’m not ‘let more than one car merge’ nice”
"I'm nice, but I'm not 'let more than one car merge (in front of me)' nice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers are "nice"…
“I’m nice, but I’m not ‘let more than one person merge in front of me’ nice”
"I'm nice, but I'm not 'let more than one car merge (in front of me)' nice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers are "nice"…
“I’m no good at hunting mushrooms, but I can provide morel support”
"Morel" sounds like "moral" and has been the subject of many puns. "Mushroom hunters are great for morel support" was posted on Twitter on August 30, 2012.…
“I’m no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I’m changing the things I cannot accept”
The Serenity Prayer is: "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference." "If I'm not…
“I’m no scientist, but has anyone tried killing the rona with the bowling alley shoe spray yet?”
Many people wanted to know during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic: just how effective is bowling alley shoe spray? "Have we tried fighting the corona with bowling alley shoe spray" was…
“I’m not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks”
"I'm not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The joke originated on the website Pun of the Day on June 13,…
“I’m not a competitive person… I’ll be the first to admit it”
"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not a competitive person.... I'll…
“I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m a ‘things aren’t adding up and it’s pretty obvious’ theorist”
Many "conspiracy theories" played out as truth in 2020 and 2021, during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a 'things aren't…
“I’m not a conspiracy theorist. You’re a fucking idiot”
"I'm not a conspiracy theorist... You're a fucking idiot" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Totally clear. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, you're…