“What do you call a drummer with half a brain?”/“Gifted.”
A popular drummer joke is: Q: What do you call a drummer with half a brain?A: Gifted. The "half a brain" joke has been said about many groups of people. "What do you call a…
“What do you call a fart in bed?”/“Sheet music!”
"Sheet music" has nothing to do with bed sheets, but there are jokes. "Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music" was printed in the Home News Tribune…
“What do you call a go-go dancing pig?”/“Shakin’ bacon.”
"What's shakin' bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "What do you call a go-go-dancing pig? Shakin' bacon" is a riddle that was printed in the…
“What do you call a group of musicians who stole all of their instruments?”/“Bandits.”
A music riddle is: Q: What do you call a group of musicians who stole all of their instruments?A: Bandits. The word "bandits" is meant to be a pun on the word "band." "What…
“What do you call a group of whales playing instruments?”/“An orca-stra.”
An orchestra riddle is: Q: What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?A: An orca-stra. The joke was published in Boys' Life magazine in May 1996. Wikipedia: Killer…
“What do you call a guitar player who only knows two chords?”/“A music critic.”
A popular joke about music critics is: Q: What do you call a guitar player who only knows two chords?A: A music critic. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. Google Groups:…
“What do you call a homeless woodwind?”/“A hoboe.”
An "oboe" (a woodwind instrument) should not be confused with a "hobo." "Hoboe" (hobo + oboe) was entered in the Urban Dictionary on July 21, 2006. "What is the…
“What do you call a laughing piano?”/“A Yamahahahahaha.”
The Yamaha Corporation is the world's largest piano manufacturing company. A joke on the Yamaha name -- haha -- is: Q: What do you call a laughing piano?A: A Yamahahahahaha. The…
“What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?”/“An ocean liner.”
A line dancer riddle is: Q: What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A: An ocean liner. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. SL-T.netCategory: Dance jokesDate Added:…
“What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?”/“Ian.”
A magician riddle is: Q: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?A: Ian. "What do you call a magician who does not know any magic? - Ian" was posted on Twitter by ItsAntYo! on…
“What do you call a math balled?”/“A musical number.”
A math riddle is: Q: What do you call a math balled?A: A musical number. The joke was posted on Facebook by Zachary Dykeman on June 4, 2021. FacebookZachary Dykeman asked a question .June 4, 2021…
“What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?”/“A cell-ist.”
An orchestra riddle about a cellist is: Q: What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?A: A cell-ist. The joke was posted to Twitter on May 17, 2014. TwitterLeah Ran@leahaelrWhat do you…
“What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?”/“A jello!”
"Cello" and "jello" look like similar words, but one is a musical instrument and one is a food. A riddle is: Q: What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?A: A jello!…
“What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?”/“Homeless.”
"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless!" is a popular joke that has been printed on ecards. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1992 and has been told…
“What do you call a part-time orchestra leader?”/“A semi-conductor.”
"Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader" was posted on the newsgroup misc.legal on February 16, 1992. "'It was not so long ago,' said the politico Geraldine Ferraro,…
“What do you call a person who plays the viola?”/“A violator.”
A person who plays the viola is called a "violist" or simply a "viola player." However, a popular joke is: Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator. The…
“What do you call a short musician in the subway?”/“A metro-gnome.”
"Metronome" should not be confused with "metro gnome," but there have been many jokes. A "Metro Gnome" joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.callahans on November 13,…
“What do you call a singing elf?”/“A wrapper.”
Elves wrap toys, and there's a Christmas riddle: Q: What do you call a singing elf?A: A wrapper (rapper). "What do you call an elf than can sing ?........ A wrapper!" was posted to…
“What do you call a woman who follows the NY Philharmonic around?”/“A symphomaniac.”
"Symphomaniac" (symphony + nymphomaniac) is a portmanteau word that has been printed in several jokes. The word was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.marching.drumcorps on November 6,…
“What do you call an accordion player with a beeper?”/“An optimist.”
A classic joke about accordion players was printed in Herb Caen's column in the San Francisco (CA) Chronicle, on March 22, 1993: "Comedian Ronnie Schell at the Washbag Thurs. night,…